Top Bollocks

Used as another name for a females breasts

"she has lovly top bollocks"

by Xod August 28, 2005

stark bollock naked

(adj.) No clothes on at all, not even a wristwatch or jewellry.

I was getting changed in a tent when I saw Matthew's silhouette walk by, about to come in. I shouted out "Don't come in, i'm stark bollock naked", at which point he laughed, but took as lokk anyway, so I mooned him. He seemed strangely turned by 'the goods', and laughed again.


The moral of the story is that Matt Dunne is gay.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004

Love balloons

Condoms

by IronCamel September 1, 2003

bertie big bollocks

Smarmy retort directed at someone who thinks he's charlie big spuds.

Look at him trying to snipe that kive. Who does he think he is, bertie big bollocks?

by Monkey Handler November 23, 2004

balloonatic

Someone who has a baloon fetish, the act of sexual relations involving a balloon, these including hugging and stroking the balloon as well as the act of the popping the balloon

Balloonatics enjoy videos of women who sit on balloons to pop them

by Billistic March 19, 2005

Balloons

A man who is fascinated with large breasted women, who as a child was deprived of his mother's breast milk and was a bottle fed baby.

Look at Fatty drool over cattle Sarah's chest, he's a balloons!

by Cattlerider January 7, 2017

load of bollocks

A product or what someone has done/says is total rubbish

Peter talks a load of bollocks

by Andrew Long January 18, 2004