bliss-BOMB

A prank someone does to you that is secretly (or not) your biggest wish in life.

Dude : "Hey did you hear about those guys who helped that little kid with cancer?"

Chick: "No - what happened ?"

Dude: "These cops found out this dying kid wanted to be a policeman, so they went round to his family with a mini-uniform and an electric toy motorbike"

Chick: " No way?"

Dude: "Yeah, they dropped a bliss-BOMB on that family !"

by FollowYourBlissTV January 16, 2014

Blistered pig

A reddened, swollen, or angry vagina usually caused by a chemical burn delivered by excessive or inappropriate use if products such as black market lubricants or hair removal gels like Nair.

Dude, she's hot but you'll be freaked out if you go down and put your mouth on that blistered pig.

by Jjohnnyb May 2, 2014

Piss Bliss

The spine-tingling pleasure that one feels while relieving themselves after holding it for an extended period of time.

1. Those moments I spent alone in that truck stop restroom were simply piss bliss.
2. He was to drunk with piss bliss to notice he was trickling on his shoe.

by CYNICATALYST September 9, 2011

Bolisp

When you kiss and lick someone/something at the same time.

I wanna Bolisp you so bad right now.

by Meekop August 17, 2018

blissing

1. noun. A blessing given with a kiss.

2. noun. An online greeting, accolade, or benediction given with great affection.

bless kiss greeting benediction accolade bliss

1. With her lips to my cheek, she gave me a blissing I'll never forget.

2. Blissings to you and the tribe.

by Ovation Leader September 22, 2007

bliss road

A place where a bunch of bad mother fuckers party hard and fuck shit up. You don't EVER fuck with a B-roader.

Where's the party? bliss road!

by Pothole09 January 1, 2014

Blissey

A Normal type Pokemon with a shit ton of HP (~700 Max HP at level 100) and shit awful stats everywhere else. It can learn Softboiled to heal itself. The only time it will be a threat in battle is if it is at a high level with Seismic Toss, a move that needs to be bred onto it

Trainer 1: My Chansey evolved into a Blissey
Trainer 2: You should've kept it as a Chansey and give it an Evolite. It would be able to take more hits when unevolved and doubled Defense

by Pokedex #184 August 19, 2017