Blueberry Knightmare

The strongest fucking weed on the face of the planet, its famously strong. Just by inhaling second hand smoke it will knock you out.
The strain was invented by a botanist from Harvard named Gustavo Esparza in the late 80's, he died on march 26, 1995. The evil strain of weed lives on, although there are many imitators out there who just steal the name. You will know when you get the real Blueberry Knightmare

RAUL:Yo! yesterday the party was poppen at 2 a.m. the Dj was Cuttin up Tracks, The Music was Bumpin, people were dancing and grinding on each other, but then this gangster fool named "Casual" walked in smoking on a fat spliff of the infamous BLUEBERRY KNIGHTMARE...
the second hand smoke put everyone to sleep, everybody was on cloud 9

Cuban Pete: wasnt "Casual" the only one smoking it??? i dont know how he could even handle it!!!

Raul: I bet he has a higher tolerance to weed then snoop dogg

Cuban Pete: "Casual" is my hero and role model

Raul: hahaha everyone else in the party got knocked out just by the after smoke

Cuban Pete: God bless Gustavo Esparza the inventor!!!

by FishyFish2007 January 24, 2010

Blueberry foot steps

When blueberries come to your house at night and attack you. The only way to get rid of them is to call 911 and put them on trail and get them executed in electric chair.

Blueberry foot steps were at my house at 2:48 AM last night.

by Minecraftjoe2 June 6, 2015

Blueberry Butthole

A drink found on only a few select menus of certain bars. It consists of Creme de Cacao, muddled blueberry and a splash of Blue Curacao to give its distinct color. Shaken, never stirred and served with a lemon wedge.

Did you see me pounding those Blueberry Buttholes last night? I was lit.

Gina loves her Blueberry Buttholes. It’s all she gets.

I love a nice Blueberry Butthole after a long day at work.

I hate when Martha starts up with the Blueberry Buttholes. You can’t talk to her.

by PoopyLord September 17, 2018

blueberry bud

a marijuana bud that can be best grown indoors, sometimes outdoors also. takes 10-11 weeks to fully bloom. it is a Sativa plant.mixed with a tad bit of Skunk strains and originated from Blue Haze. offers delayed effects but you can get hella high off of it.the price for 10 seeds is usually $25.
Ludacris made a song called "Blueberry Yum Yum", referring to the fantastical blueberry bud.

i learned about blueberry bud in my drug class. ;D

by thastoner July 6, 2008

blueberry kush

a strain of marijuana usually of the indica variety it is so named for the "blueberry" smell and taste it is very high quality and produces a couch-lock "body high" rather then the "mind high" produced by sativas.

i cant even stand after that blueberry kush.

by mizzzy o July 7, 2008

blueberry buttcheeks

Blueberry buttcheeks are when your bottom is spanked so hard and for so long that they no longer resemble rosy cheeks but instead look more like a blueberry tart. The spankee is usually in floods of tears at this point.

Uncle Richard threw me over his knee and gave my ass a damn good thrashing because he felt I was being impertinent. The fact I'm 39 and a headmistress and his penis erect throughout notwithstanding, I felt it wrong that he should leave me with blueberry buttcheeks for a simple misunderstanding. I came home and applied some antiseptic cream and slowly my ass is feeling like its old self - heavily sagging and puckered from all the ass fucking my husband seems to enjoy.

by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017

Blueberry muffinned

When someone, or something, bakes a whole batch of blueberry muffins just to throw them at you because you suck.

I got blueberry muffinned because, as my mother puts it, I utterly failed as a daughter :(((

by Dildo Shwagins July 7, 2021