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BlowHammer

The act of oral sex, in which two people are involed. The giver, is gracefully putting his penis inside of the recievers mouth. During this act, the giver hammers the back of the recievers head on to his penis. This action suggests a nail going into a wall.
Thad- "Bro I got the best blowhammer I have ever recieved last night!"
Chad- "Bro... Luckyyyyy ):"
by EnemaBucket August 11, 2018
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Blown Back

when you have sex and get absolutely railed, and your ass/back is sore the next day.
“hey babe how’s it going”

I can’t walk from my blown back from yesterday night but it was worth it
by ToeSnake January 25, 2021
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Full-blown coke

Coke-a-cola which has sugar ie: not diet or zero.
Marilyn asked for a Jim beam and coke zero from the bar tender but after tasting it said "I'm not drinking that, it has full-blown coke in it."
by empresshearts April 22, 2008
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chur blown

opposite of 'chur good' used to let someone know they are so screwed. originated at B-CC high school
A:"my mom is cleaning my room today, and i left a dime on my nightstand"

B:"haha, chur blown"

Teacher: "Pass up the homework, it is being graded for correctness"

Student 1:"Oh fuck i didnt do it"

Student 2:"Chur so blown."
by anyong September 12, 2010
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Blown Job

When a girl is about to give you a blow job and all of a sudden, out of your own stupidity, you say or do something that makes her angry or ruins the mood and she ceases all blowing activity. This is not to be confused with some unforeseen events like an earthquake or a tornado occurring while you are about to be given a blowjob; unfortunate as it may be, it is not a blown job.
Greg: Hey man, how'd it go with Ashley last night?

Caleb: I accidentally called her Stacy, and I ended up getting a blown job.

Greg: Sucks... well, you wouldn't know.
by TheDaveTrain May 6, 2011
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blown out

A girl who's vaginal opening has been stretched and mangled beyond functionality. Various nerves have been destroyed due to rapid and frequent contact with bulbous peni.
Peter North's girlfriend has a blown out cooter.
by Tom March 5, 2004
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blowjab

an effective way to fend off rapists.

this can be achieved through confusing a rapist by offering him a blowjob, then delivering some swift blows to the nuts
man: Honey how was your day
woman:not too bad although i almost got raped
man:omfg are you okays
woman:yeah dont worry i fended him off with a blowjab
man:lolz
by captain melon January 21, 2009
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