Blort

An Idiot's spelling of blew, sometimes used by chav's in the north of England

"No you Austin that's not how you say blown, Why on earth it would be BLORT!?"
"OOOH IM GONNA BLORT"
"Im going to blort him"

by The almighty Zeus January 17, 2023

blort

A response to a statement that you did not understand

someperson: I think the framajam requires fenestration
you: Blort?
someperson: What?
you: Exactly

by microfinedroplettechnology December 14, 2008

bortardation

A state of mind one slips into after being bored for so long that you begin to act retarded to amuse yourself.

Your Momma drinks goat milk!...ahem, excuse me, I'm suffering from bortardation.

by Juan February 26, 2003

Blotard

Bloviating Retard

Keith Olbermann is a Blotard, see:
www.olbermannwatch.com

by Bobby Mc October 12, 2008

blotarg

Pronounced Blow-Targh btw! :)

by yurg//No replies April 7, 2003

Bloatastic

To get really stuffed and on good Mexican food to the point where you are not just bloated, but fantastically bloated.

Guys this Mexican food is bloatastic.
Let's all head down to Trudy's Mexican Star tonight and get bloatastic.
Those beans are looking real bloatastic.

by SimonPieman December 14, 2014

Blorange

(Adj.) Weird, cool, and slightly disturbing

That centaur-taur was very Blorange!

by iTs JuSt YoUr PeRsOnAliTy March 13, 2022