bloft

A term invented by a landlord in a feeble attempt to market their basement apartment at a higher rate than its actual value. Usually the first red flag that you are about to be swindled.

"Luxurious one bedroom downtown bloft (lofty basement apartment)."

by bloftisnotarealword August 3, 2013

Bloft

Verb - To fabricate the illusion that what you are selling is much better than it really is.

Dude, did you see the way he was blofting that shitty basement apartment to seem like a fashionable loft?

by PrimevilKneivel August 3, 2013

blogfolio

Half Blog, half Portfolio. It's a part of a website that's commonly used to publish posts regarding the company's work and also relevant information about different topics around that company's industry or niche.

Joe: I thought i would only find Cindy's work in her portfolio but now that i browse through it i find her posts very useful and interesting... Oh wait a minute it's not just a portfolio, it's a Blogfolio!

by Designio November 11, 2015

Blopus

A 2-liter bottle of soda pop, derived from the sound a 2-liter bottle makes when squeezed.

I went to the gas station and bought a blopus of Diet Coke.

by Def_King November 9, 2017

bloofing

Farting in your partner's mouth while engaging in sex. Usually oral.

I was giving my bf a bj and he was bloofing me.

by Arazmo December 3, 2018

spicy blowfish

The act of farting in one's partner's mouth while receiving anilingus, briefly inflating the active partner's cheeks like a blowfish.

"My boyfriend and I shouldn't have gone out for Indian food on date night. He gave me a spicy blowfish when I was eating his ass out later!"

by simpatico23 October 11, 2012

blip blop i em a clock

the mighty and inspirational words said by the Almighty Clock God

Clock God: blip blop i em a clock

by Not Akai October 28, 2017