blooper

Blooper - n.
Birth of a child resulting from a porno.

Oh yeah! Oh, yeah, do me Hamays! *squelch* *crying* Aw, damn, throw that kid in the trash can labeled "blooper."

by EminJ July 8, 2009

bloomers

any type of mushroom that induces trippin

Lets take some bloomers and appreciate nature.

by Dry Bones April 17, 2006

bloomer

A man's penis that is small when flaccid but increases greatly in size when he gets an erection. This is usually large increase in relation to the flaccid size. A man with a flaccid penis of 3 inches may easily end up with an erect size of 6-8 inches.

I may seem small now, but I'm a bloomer. Watch my flower grow.

by Orgy doctor August 31, 2007

Bloaner

A crude combination of blow job and loaner. One who loans his girlfriend to his best friend so she can give him a blow job too.

Billy, I really appreciate this, you're a great bloaner.

by Brembro March 17, 2009

Bieber Bloomer

Somebody who hasn't hit puberity that are in there middle or late teens. See Late Bloomer.

JB FAN: Isn't he cute?
Gal with common sense: Um, looks like a Bieber Bloomer.

by Growit5inches4free August 6, 2011

blooger

A bloody booger. A combination of dirt, dust, toxicants and pollutants which have attached to the inner wall of the nasal passage for so long that when plucked from the nose it comes out soaked in blood.

Dude - did you see the size of that blooger he stuck to the bottom of the conference room table?

by Mongo Nucleosis September 28, 2008

blooderfly

When a guy has sex with you while you're on the rag and when he's done your thighs look like they have the imprint of a bloody butterfly on them.

"Dude, I was on the rag last night and I fucked Johnnie and when he pulled out the insides of my thighs looked like a bloody butterfly, I call it the blooderfly."

by Demetreia July 9, 2009