by Dardem December 4, 2023
Get the bloated shipmug. “Bloated Chicken” is a Los Angeles term for a fat pussy. Bloated-Fat, Cock-Chicken, Chickening out- Pussying out.
“That buster is bein a straight bloated cock”
“My pops wouldn’t have gone through with that, he was a big bloated cock”
“My pops wouldn’t have gone through with that, he was a big bloated cock”
by ChicanoThunder October 6, 2024
Get the Bloated Cockmug. A clueless pretentious arrogant person who is in love with themselves.
They are kind of like the emperor parading around with no clothes on.
Sheep sometimes follow them along, blindly worshiping their every move.
They are kind of like the emperor parading around with no clothes on.
Sheep sometimes follow them along, blindly worshiping their every move.
The spiritual leader strutted around the stage like the bloated peacock he is, while his followers sang his praises.
by 3dsg January 16, 2018
Get the bloated peacockmug. The Nebraskan Bloated Load begins with ingesting blow fly maggots through the male urethra. The next step is to obtain an unknowing sexual partner, and inseminate them with the wriggling larvae. The objective is to mix the tingly nibbling sensations during climax.
Friend: Hey man how did the Tinder date go?
Other friend: she called the police after I gave her my Nebraskan Bloated Load.
Other friend: she called the police after I gave her my Nebraskan Bloated Load.
by Ripe Wisconsin Twink May 12, 2024
Get the Nebraskan Bloated Loadmug. That is why you're doing it.
Hym "Seriously. The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen. It isn't even the fat, though, is the crazy part. It's the bloatedness. You look inflatable. If you asked any women... Who she would rather be locked in a room with for 7 days... Showed her a picture of both of us... You could tell her WHO I AM... Full context... And she would STILL choose me over you. You look like you can feel your skeleton floating around in your... I mean- You can't even call it a body. It just IS fat. I could work out. I could get in shape. But no matter what I did, I could never get that distribution of fat on my body. That's it. That's the reason."
by Hym Iam January 16, 2024
Get the The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seenmug. Mom: dude, do your chores or you’ll get a beating
John: dude, watch your ass or Ima give you a spider bloat
John: dude, watch your ass or Ima give you a spider bloat
by Ieywgekeoeye April 29, 2021
Get the Spider bloatmug. 