Booty Blinded (BB)

Like snow blinded, except with no snow, just a fine piece of ass.

Joe: Hey, did you get problem 12?
Zach: (silent)
Joe: Dude?
Zach: Oh sorry, I was BB, what did you say?
Joe: You're Booty Blinded (BB) a lot, it's becoming a problem...

by Tim Galliger January 15, 2011

Fuck blinder

When going to Atlantic City. The person your with is so pent up and horny that you screw for mutliple hours. Then attempt to walk around the casino only to walk in circles as if you had "blinders" on.

When attempting to navigate your way to AC, you continously get lost and end up in Philadelphia because you have your Fuck Blinders on. When your mind is distracted by images and smells of "fucking". All leading you to crazy comments such as, "Let'sgo make some babies".

by The original Fuck Blinder November 27, 2011

to turn a blind eye

to ignore something and pretend you do not see it

I told him the truth but he just wanted to turn a blind eye!

by worterbuch February 15, 2015

blind guardian

A Damn. Good. Band.
You need no other explaination. Now, GO PICK UP THEIR CD.

Generic kid 1: I LIEK MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE.

Generic kid 2: Blind Guardian destroys them.

Generic kid 1: *emo tear*

by LIEK HALLO December 28, 2005

legally blind

The amount of vision one has where they can see, barely, but not enough to drive a getaway car.

I'm innocent. I am legally blind, so how am I gonna drive a getaway car?

by jermwash November 11, 2014

Fixed Blind Date

When you go on a blind date only to find that your date is actually blind.

Met my date at the restaurant. Damn, another blind bitch. FML the fixed blind date has got me again!

by HI IM JAKE March 7, 2011

illegally blind

A person blind due to illegal circumstances

That man stabbed me in both of my eyes, now I'm illegally blind.

by Anillegallyblindgirl June 5, 2017