Bifter

The rocks or spots of bare ground that appear when a ski-slope gets worn out from over use, or excessive basting.

Watch out for those bifters!

by Sjin June 18, 2013

Jesus Blistering Fist Fuck

1. Expression used when experiencing something incomprehensibly awesome or utterly disgusting.
2. Insinuating extreme bodily harm.
3. Used randomly when having nothing else to say.

1
John : OMG! I just won 50 kilos of cocaine ...
John : ... and beat your brother to a pulp with a hockey stick.
Bob : jesus blistering fist fuck!

2
John : Say, have you ever had a Jesus, Blistering, Fist Fuck?

3
John : This track is awesome!
Bob : Yeah, jesus blistering fist fuck it's cool!

by prosci8 September 7, 2009

Blister Piss

When you piss for longer than a minute. Mostly after you just wake up.

"I woke up this morning, and had to blister piss so bad"

by Pikajew407 September 5, 2011

double bifters on the noggin

A stupendous feat of human achievement, especially involving two blows to the head of an adversary

"Woah, double bifters on the noggin" - after a particularly deft move at 2am in the morning where Sonic dispatches two adversaries by bouncing from one head to the other

by Chris, Chris, Andy June 29, 2008

booty blister

a hickey on one's ass.

"My boyfriend thinks it's cute to bite my ass, but I keep getting all these booty blisters! My butt looks like a mine field!"

"You think Mark will find out you slept with his girlfriend?"
"Shit, I want him to. I lined up some booty blisters on her in the shape of my initials."

by JustDoinWork January 4, 2010

razz up a bifter

To light up a joint.

"Dude it's morning, let's razz up a bifter"
"Already on it"

by withcrow October 15, 2008

blister sister

Someone who shows up when the real work is done then acts like they took part.

Dilbert and the intern spent days proofing the manual then Wally pulled a blister sister and ran a final spell check to claim all the work.

by billmanak February 10, 2009