Slathered

A state of drunkenness which lies on the balance of wanting to go to bed and desiring to get furthermore intoxicated, typically experienced after 3-4 bottles of quality cider.

I had three and a half Sheppy's Dabinett cidré last night. I was so slathered I could decide whether to go to bed or stay up all night making one word rig's.

by Blatant_Aardvark November 19, 2009

Bithered

When you are not at all bothered about anyone's feelings.

Her: you look like a Knob

Me: bithered

by Ninjalicious March 5, 2017

Venture Brothered

To be Venture Brothered is when two males are having intercourse with one female and in the process form a "V" with the index and middle fingers (the peace sign), raise them in the air and connect them together. the move was derived from the television show The venture brothers, in which the two main characters perform this action and exclaim "go team venture". thus making for a hilarious story to share with friends.

Tim and Tom got drunk last night and Venture Brothered some girl!

by Homz Hendez May 21, 2009

not bothered

What pussies say when they don't wanna confront someone because they are scared

You're a bitch pop out!
Nah, I'm just not bothered.

by defgod69 June 13, 2021

battered electorate syndrome

A population of voting citizens of a country, state, etc. who consistently vote for candidates whose goals are counter to their own economic, social, health, and educational needs. They can see that these candidates abuse them, but they rationalize it away, blame others for their predicament, & remain crawling loyal to them none the less.

For example, a battered electorate syndrome is exhibited by American white blue collar workers who vote for GOP candidates, completely violating their own economic interests. Even worse, after the GOP candidates woo them through the election, the minute the election is over the GOP is back in bed with the mega-wealthy making promises & coming through on them. The GOP knows they can sweet-talk their electorate into accepting that they must sleep with these billionaires to bring the gifts of trickle down economics to their electorate. Meanwhile the billionnaires are importing their new yachts & firing more employees in their most recent company efficiency overhaul, and of course sending more jobs overseas.

by sudo111 November 21, 2010

beer battered strawberry starfish

When you finger your girl on the rag until the blood flows like the Niagra then poor beer on her clit and drink it as it drains down to her ass.

I slipped this girl a beer battered strawberry starfish last night and drank the whole beer.

by Richar Kraft August 2, 2006

bothered

When dumb ass teenage girls use it instead of the word 'whatever' you know with the whole hand wobble wiggle, and don't forget the flick of the hair as they turn around. Yep.

Random nobody - You do know I hate you.
Random girly - Errr......bothered!(wobbly hand jibe)(flick of the hair)

by Keira_L July 16, 2003