Blades of Glory

a comedy starring will ferrel and john hederthe, guy from Napoleon Dynamite, about 2 guys entering doubles in figure skating. It has suprisingly only 1 gay joke and mostly aquward situations. People who are not will ferrel fans tend to even enjoy this film.

"I actually liked Blades of Glory"

by Brandon2213 May 4, 2007

Choppin' Blades

Verb. To drive a vehicle with oversized rims and low profile tires.

Peep out my new whip. I be choppin' blades like a samurai.

by Rico from da "D" November 28, 2005

Batesville

Batesville is a small city of about 6-8 thousand residents. It was founded in the mid 1800's by George Dunn and Joshua Bates who is believed to be the origin of the name. Batesville is geographically noted for being about half way between Cincinnati OH, Indianapolis IN, and Louisville KY. Batesville is known for having one of the largest casket making companies in the world, Batesville Casket, it has also for decades housed the headquarters for Hill-Rom. Batesville was built near forests of Locust Trees which are known for their durable, hard, non-rotting wood. Batesville is known for having a close knit community. The crime rate is a very small percentage thanks to the community work done by the local churches and residents. Batesville is a Catholic city with a Baptist church, a couple Luthern, a couple non-denominational Christian, a Methodist, and a few other little churches. Life in Batesville is nice it's not touristy but if you like small city's you'll love Batesville. With several city parks a library a public pool a YMCA, restaurants in many places, an award winning Highschool for academics how could you not? It's a nice calm place to settle down.

I think that Hill-Rom hospital bed was made in Batesville!

by Dracoe January 29, 2012

Batesy

An aggressive chronic condition resulting in an extreme allergic reaction to alcohol. Symptoms include round dodging, compulsive lying about the previous nights alcohol consumption, and a completely hangover free existence.

"God I feel awful after last night, how do you feel?"

"absolutely fine you know I cant booze, I'm batesy"

by ganzilla August 10, 2014

what the blazes

when one cannot comprehend unfolding events or events which have occured.

*term keyed by jay parsons, later utilized by various Vancouver-area residents*

Present
guy1: "why is your mom calling me?"
guy2: "what the blazes"

Past
guy1: "your mom called me last night!!"
guy2: "what the blazes"

by Ryno December 3, 2004

ass blades

While taking a lage dump, and it is too big to push out completely, you can cut it in half with your ass blades (aka anus).

My poo was so large and hurt so bad coming out I had to cut it in half with my ass blades.

by Devon+Susan May 16, 2006

Nipple Blades

When someone Is so cold another person points out that their nipples are so hard that they could cut through diamonds.

The class pointed out to Mr.Terpstra that he had Nipple Blades

by Taylor Swift1234 January 26, 2019