bitterfinger

Members of the hand that should always be vanquished by hoards of soap after a night of soaking in something douche-forgotten, shower-deprived and rotten.

that bitterfinger smells like dead electric eels and tastes nothing like a butterfinger.

by jakernaut November 23, 2006

Bitter Beauty

Someone who obsessively develops their physical appearance to an impossible standard of human beauty and perfection, yet remain insecure and unpleasant in their personal interactions and relationships.

This can be achieved through extreme dieting, exercise, grooming, cosmetic surgery and augmentation, dental work, material possessions, education, career success, family connections or religious convictions or anything that achieves a belief of superiority to everyone else, but remain unhappy, unfulfilled and have underdeveloped interpersonal skills.

Don't even both try talking to that guy at the gym with the killer six pack. He's just another bitter beauty too lost in the mirror to give workout tips or his phone number.

You're not even in that bitter beauty's league, dude. She'll shoot you down with a look before you even get close enough to see her eye color.

The new dance club was packed with drunken bitter beauties providing their usual false hope of getting laid that night or even a mercy date.

by Leatherlaird July 3, 2009

Bitterglitter

Glitter is a very mean bisexual. Bitterglitter is bitter and does not like bugs. She is a tiny person who likes frozen

Hey have you heard of a girl named Bitterglitter

Yea, she beat me with a stick and I said her gf was pretty.

How mean of her

by Allukashugs January 22, 2021

Bizzered

To get wasted at a Bizzer function to the point of passing out and vomiting as a result of beer pong or shots every 30mins

“Josh got completely Bizzered at his first Bizzer function”

by Bakes461981 March 20, 2022

sheesh biter

when someone bites to much and you're sick of it.

Person 1: yea thomas go bag that girl
Person 2: yea go bag her

Person 1: Sheesh Biter!

by william2 January 23, 2009

Ass Biter

In one fell swoop, the act of flipping someone and then taking a chomp with your teeth on that ass

Jess went on a date with Brad. At the end of the date Brad goes in for a kiss and then turns full ass biter in a matter of seconds.

by Pacmanny April 10, 2019

Bit Biter

Someone who makes the attempt to recreate someone else's content, joke and ... bit. They are ALL uncreative and are too lazy to create their own jokes and use someone else's popularity to elevate their SUCKY FUCKING LIVES.

The bit biter is a lazy piece of shit and deserves to die. DIEEEEE.

by Bit Biter Creator November 18, 2019