loophole in the bible

A way to keep your virginity and still have intercourse by engaging in anal sex.

"I'm sorry , Jay. We can't have sex I have a chastity ring."

"That's okay, there is a loophole in the bible"

by Ash_Tree August 4, 2016

bible belt

An area of the southern United States that has a large protestant (i.e. Baptist, Methodist, Church of Christ) church attending population. Most of these people are ignorant of their own beliefs, do not follow the laws they preach, and relentlessly attempt to convert those who do not follow their sect.

When you feel out of place or someone is out to get you, you can say, "I feel like an atheist in the bible belt."

by Itsjustluck March 22, 2004

Bible Balls

When a guy doesn't have sex with a woman because of his religious beliefs.

I can't tell if Brandon is gay or if he just has a bad case of Bible Balls.

by chasebiaotch March 30, 2010

bible belt

states in the Southeast plus Texaswhere fundamentalist and evangelical Christianity is taken very seriously.

Charlotte - buckle of the bible belt.

by mandingoe June 5, 2004

Bible

A book written to record, what it's authors assumed to be, thet creation of human species.

The Bible in two sentences: God creates petting zoo. Things get out of hand.

by Arinthalas May 6, 2011

beitler

to get high off of marijuana

past tense: beitlered

Yo lets go beitler after school today

by Dienstag January 2, 2009

Bibleist

An individual who is not apart of organized religion or domination but still believes the Bible is the word of God and it is to be taken literally.

"I believe in Christ but I am not a Christian, I am a Bibleist.

by Speedy The Artist December 28, 2009