birkies

leather or suede clog.

It's a very comfortable shoe.

by Saints October 5, 2003

birkenstocks

slippers for lesbians

The gym teacher wore birkenstocks to the sleepover.

by T-Dog Jenkins January 23, 2005

Birkenstocks

The ugly sandals that lesbians wear

guy 1: Uhh Uhh... I take r-rubber bands around my t-shirt and stick it in my-
guy 2: Tie Dye?
Guy 1: Yes! Uhh... These are the ugly sandals that lesbians wear
Guy 2: Uhh... Birkenstocks!
*Crowd laughs*

by ♥🗺☠ May 21, 2021

birkenholz

An old man who is no younger than the age of 87. Who also still has the sex drive of a young adolescent but on completion of sexual activities explodes with a powerfull dust splooge.

Look at that old man gawking at that 9 year old he is such a Birkenholz.

by NeInCgKl April 4, 2010

Birkenshake

Verb: The action of shaking one's Birkenstock sandal while paused mid-stride to dislodge any small pebbles, sand, mulch or other (usually organic) material.

"Yo, wait a minute, I've got to do the birkenshake!"

by L. Van Dusen February 5, 2012

Birkenstock Exchange

The public trading of Birkenstocks Sandals. Buying and selling Birkenstocks typically takes place on the trading floor, which is usually Home Depot. When the market opens for exchange, the Birkenstock brokers who can be identified by their flannel shirts, handle all transactions for traders. The closing of the exchange is signaled by playing Melissa Etheridge's "Come to My Window"

Janet: I need new Sandals. I'm going to the Birkenstock Exchange.

Janine: Can you bring back some lumber so I can build a new garage?

by MindGrapes September 4, 2016

Pull a Birkan

Simply means, to fool/deceive a random or well-selected person for pleasure.
It is usually harmless to Pull a Birkan as it's used for giving false information.

Sudden urge to pull a Birkan.
Kambay: Dude stop playin' with my mind.
Umut: No I'm not trying to pull a Birkan. It's true.

by Mürşit December 5, 2021