bidenphilia

when you like to like to grab a child nice and close and take a deep sniffy sniff of that young childs head

~hey were you sniffing my child’s head!?

~yeah what about it!?

~back off with your bidenphilia ways

by jtait423 December 25, 2020

Bidenomics

Bidenomics refers to the theft of American taxpayer’s hard-earned money by transferring it to the nation of Ukraine where it is laundered through any of the thousands of shell companies controlled by elitist billionaires to fund their New World Order agenda of destroying every sovereign nation in the world and creating one global state with a homogenous identity where every person will worship and love their globalist leaders and Illuminati celebrities as opposed to a monotheistic God or their parents and everyone will obey the mantra of not own anything and being happy.

Dad: We just received our notification from the government that they are seizing our home, car, boat, stock investments, and savings as a part of Bidenomics. Looks like we will finally own absolutely nothing and be happy.

Kids: Thanks Joe Biden!

by SausageTunnel June 28, 2023

Dirty Bidet

When you go poop, and the turd splashes dirty toilet water back up in your butt hole.

Dude, I just took a dump and got a serious dirty bidet!

by ApologeticKid August 13, 2011

Milk Bidet

The traditional bidet anal cleansing device modified to dispense milk for the times when water just wont cut it.

"I just sprayed some serious mud after eating all that Chipotle and my asshole is burning something fierce... Double ply TP just wont do, I need some moisture but water will just spread the sting around... I need... a Milk Bidet!

by Long John Shaft September 28, 2011

Southern bidet

When your taking a shit and a large turd splashes water onto your hole after dropping cleaning it thoroughly

My turd was so big it gave me a southern bidet!

by P-kanus October 30, 2016

American Bidet

when you take a sizable shit, and the water splashes your ass so you don't have to wipe.

Jennifer: Rimming Michael has been so much better since he got an American Bidet installed!

by marblecakealsothegame13 October 3, 2018

Donald Biden

A version of Donald Trump in an alternative universe. He is a democrat and likes plastic straws. He also thinks covid-19 is real. Unlike real Donald trump.

"Make America communist again" - Donald Biden hater

by Rich Rapper Man From China February 3, 2021