beached whale

when flushing a huge log the water swirls down into the hole, but the poo does not....leaving the log "beached" on the bottom of the bowl

" i dropped a giant deucer this morning and left a beached whale"

by drewford September 14, 2005

Beached Necker

When a woman of 300lbs or more lays down and gives you head like a seal trying to swallow a traffic cone.

Hey, did you hang out with Sally last night?
Oh, Big Sally from the Valley? Yeah! She even gave me a Beached Necker!

by YourAngerFuelsMe June 9, 2020

beached

having eaten so much that you have become immobile; feeling like and resembling a beached whale.

she ate an entire chocolate cake and was subsequently beached

by spoony mcj-j July 27, 2007

(as) fat as a beached whale

very fat, exceedingly obese

My older half-sister in law was as fat as a beached whale.

by Light Joker December 6, 2004

Beyatch

Expletive regarding something being bad

Beyatch! That's some lameass shit!

by Dave February 21, 2003

Beyatch

Female who gets fucked by a man other than boyfriend, fucking up poor bastards life in the process.

You'll get some in your lifetime... so watch your back...

by The (fucked up) ONE! March 9, 2004

Beached Whale

The beached whale is a term given for a fat or otherwise unattractive person that hits on you at a bar or club and, despite your disinterest or general disgust, this person will try multiple attempts on you, and follow you around.

"i was out last night and this whale totally beached on me."

or

"where were you? there's two hotties wanting to buy us drinks."
"ugh, sorry. beached whale wouldnt get off me."

by tboners January 4, 2012