by ISGRIZZ the tagger January 9, 2018
Get the white beveragemug. man 1: Dude, she gave me a hot beverage last, she grabbed my coffee off the night stand it was beautiful
man 2: Ah yeah thats hot
man 2: Ah yeah thats hot
by handijacked November 7, 2013
Get the hot beveragemug. Drinking beer isn't really the best way to calm down and forget your troubles; neither is literally using it as a "fomented beverage" --- i.e., pouring it all over yourself in an attempt to "douse the burning". All you end up doing is wasting a costly comestible and covering yourself in disgusting sticky odiferous foam that stains your clothes and body.
by QuacksO November 18, 2023
Get the fomented beveragemug. I am terrified of alcohol, and I already gots a nice warm fuzzy chest dat da girls all love to savoringly run their hands over and rest their heads against, so I don't feel da need to have anything to do wif no furmented beverages.
by QuacksO May 20, 2022
Get the furmented beveragemug. What Tevya and his drinking-buddies imbibed humongous quantities of while raucously singing, "To Life!" in "Fiddler On The Roof".
If Tevya and his fellow Orthodox Jews were so restricted and reserved by their "traditions", why were they still free to wildly whoop it up and swig gallons of Hebrewed beverage in the taverns anytime they wanted? Seems kinda like a convoluted double-standard to me.
by QuacksO April 10, 2019
Get the Hebrewed beveragemug. If thou dost consider thyself unfit to ascend to the divine realm, then we advise thee to abstain from ingesting this concoction.
For the most dauntless and daring of souls, I shall deploy the recipe for this u̶n̶holy cocktail of cocktails:
First, thou shalt combine strawberry jam with barbecue sauce, and this beverage shall be called Strabeque.
Then thou shalt combine milk and Pepsi in a likewise manner to create Pilk, and thou shalt do the same with Sprite and Nyquil to form Lean. And ramen shall likewise be added to gasoline to concoct Gamen.
Then shall the Strabeque and Pilk be combined to be as one, and it shall be called Strabequpilk, as the Nyquil and the Lean shall be mixed together to form Leagamen.
And finallyl thou shalt combine Strabequpilk with Leagamen to concoct the prized Beverage of the Gods.
For the most dauntless and daring of souls, I shall deploy the recipe for this u̶n̶holy cocktail of cocktails:
First, thou shalt combine strawberry jam with barbecue sauce, and this beverage shall be called Strabeque.
Then thou shalt combine milk and Pepsi in a likewise manner to create Pilk, and thou shalt do the same with Sprite and Nyquil to form Lean. And ramen shall likewise be added to gasoline to concoct Gamen.
Then shall the Strabeque and Pilk be combined to be as one, and it shall be called Strabequpilk, as the Nyquil and the Lean shall be mixed together to form Leagamen.
And finallyl thou shalt combine Strabequpilk with Leagamen to concoct the prized Beverage of the Gods.
Everyone on YouTube is far too cowardly to try the true Beverage of the Gods. They all omit the gasoline or replace it with another fluid.
by Bbb23’s left testicle June 4, 2025
Get the Beverage of the Godsmug. A beverage, typically one that you drink for hydration but more for comfort. Hopefully, it will boost your serotonin enough to start/ get you through the day. The effectiveness also depends on whether it comes with a straw.
*me to myself after ordering my favorite emotional support beverage: a pistachio cream mint matcha* “This shit better fix my life”
Or
After a long day, the Dude proceeded to sip his emotional support bev, the vodka-cran. Instantly, he felt the weight of the day slip away…..
Or
After a long day, the Dude proceeded to sip his emotional support bev, the vodka-cran. Instantly, he felt the weight of the day slip away…..
by b-sides4ever September 1, 2025
Get the Emotional support beveragemug.