camp bernadette

the best camp ever.

person: camp bernadette

bernie girl: you don’t go to camp bernadette? you poor thing!

by urfavgurl February 2, 2019

bearded clam

bushy vagina

man shes got a fuckin' bearded clam

by gaz April 4, 2003

St. Bernard

Noble beast, known for saving men from avalanches and giving excellent legal advice.

“As your attorney, I advise you to accept the plea bargain. My fee is twenty pounds of Eukanuba.” —A St. Bernard.

by IkevlarI April 17, 2010

bearded ax wound

slang for a vagina

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

bearded clam

womans genitalia

by nick April 11, 2003

bartarded

The act of being extremely intoxicated on Xanax to the point of acting retarded.

"Yeah, Juan was so bartarded last night, he crashed his car then started smoking some dro"

by Phungguy June 1, 2006

bartarded beinge

A state of mind that occurs after prolong daliy use of Xanax as a means of escaping reality. These days of Xanax use included massive amounts of four bars that result in taking one after another until a black out is achieved. During this period one has no control over there actions or what may happen. The days and weeks following may be quite blurry and a full recovery may take a full mounth.

During this last bartarded beinge i blew threw $1400 in four days, managed to blow out my tire, and offcours ruined christmas, i dont even remeber what happened.

by Dr. Johnson, Chase February 7, 2010