New Berlin Illinois

A redneck filled town in Illinois. The life is sucked out of just about everything within a 50 mile radius of this godforsaken trash dump. Only anout .7% of the kids that grow up here make it out, while the other 99.3% stay and find a lovely trailer where they will settle down with their brother or sister and start a family, thus continuing the cycle of inbreeding. The highschool sports are terrible, but all of the hicks love to mingle at the football games. If you get caught saying anything negative about New Berlin sports you better believe an angry mob of hillbillys will hunt you down and force-feed you oversalted pretzels. Most of the townspeoploe are illiterate, so this would not be a wise place to raise your children. If you ever find yourself nearing this neck of the woods turn around and drive away as fast as you can...before it's too late.

This is sometimes considered a vulgar term so use with caution.

Billy: Oh sweet home Alabama, what's that awful stench!?

Cletus: Shucks Billy, that's New Berlin Illinois. We best not go no closer, that hillbilly town's dirtier 'n a rottin possum on the side o' the highway

Billy: Shoot, let's get outtta here!

by nbisnottheplaceforme April 24, 2012

Berlin Squirter

When you mix the dirt you find in front of the Führerbunker with some water, drag it into a turkey baster, and then squirt it directly into somebody's vagina in the rare hope that the process will birth the next Adolf Hitler.

"I'm feeling like changing the world tonight. Give me the Berlin Squirter, daddy."

by SentientMalos May 30, 2016

Berlin

capital of germany ..

u want to know more about berlin? listen to peter fox.

by roolf March 11, 2012

Berliner'ed

Feeling of instant regret after a decision is made generally around ordering food.

He immediately Berliner'ed after ordering the chicken fried steak. He went with the grilled cheese instead.

by Gastrojack July 7, 2009

Berlin Airlift

A sex position in which the male inserts his penis into the girl in a standing doggystyle position. He then leans or positions himself in a way that raises said female partner into a position not parallel with the ground. (As in above it). And then she claps.

Babe, don’t do the Berlin Airlift, I’m sore from last time.

by Berlin Airlift Everyday March 14, 2021

Berlin Booty Blow

Sticking a Stielhandgrante Grenade up a girls ass, pee in her mouth, have her swallow it, pull the pin and run away.

Nick Berlin Booty Blow'd Caitlin last night!

by XboxLax April 8, 2009

Berlin Brunch

Almost like a Blumpkin, were one is shitting and getting head at the same time while smoking a blunt or joint. If a bong if used it is the moon over my hammy

I hope that my girl has the weed broken up cause I need to take a shit and I could use a Berlin Brunch

by Kenny H. Scotti C. December 16, 2008