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A redneck filled town in Illinois. The life is sucked out of just about everything within a 50 mile radius of this godforsaken trash dump. Only anout .7% of the kids that grow up here make it out, while the other 99.3% stay and find a lovely trailer where they will settle down with their brother or sister and start a family, thus continuing the cycle of inbreeding. The highschool sports are terrible, but all of the hicks love to mingle at the football games. If you get caught saying anything negative about New Berlin sports you better believe an angry mob of hillbillys will hunt you down and force-feed you oversalted pretzels. Most of the townspeoploe are illiterate, so this would not be a wise place to raise your children. If you ever find yourself nearing this neck of the woods turn around and drive away as fast as you can...before it's too late.

This is sometimes considered a vulgar term so use with caution.
Billy: Oh sweet home Alabama, what's that awful stench!?

Cletus: Shucks Billy, that's New Berlin Illinois. We best not go no closer, that hillbilly town's dirtier 'n a rottin possum on the side o' the highway

Billy: Shoot, let's get outtta here!
by nbisnottheplaceforme February 19, 2012
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A term coined by Terrson to represent a form of Jenga where one removes an article of clothing whenever the tower falls.
It was a fearsome sight indeed after the tower fell for the last time, after that, strip jenga was forever banned in the lounge.

<Terrson> My name shall not go down in history as the guy who codified Strip Jenga.
Guess again, Terrson.
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The best school in Illinois people here are not cocky and have great sportsmanship. They are not selfish and are kind to others. Everyone here is middle class there is no rich and no poor. We have a clean school with great teachers that want to teach us. New Berlin is home of the Pretzels we have a lot spirit and don’t define people for what they look like but how they are on the inside.
New Berlin Illinois is home of the pretzels.
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