Wisconsin Bendy Straw

Getting a blowjob to remove your kidney stones.
Angelica was happy to give Josh a Wisconsin Bendy Straw to reduce his pain.
by Jim Bob McCoy December 03, 2011
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H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws

A nicer way of saying or typing the word, "Hell".
It is similar to the phrases, "H-E-Double-Toothpicks" and, "H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks".
Why the H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws did you break those light bulbs in Mikey's bed?!?
Mikey never did anything to you to piss you off in that manner.
by Telephony August 26, 2014
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It implies to suck on someone’s testicles but with added difficulty because they are sucking them through a straw that bends.
Person 1: that insta caption was awful
Person 2: fuck off buddy, suck my nuts through a bendy straw
by CianD_05 April 21, 2021
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bendy Crocker

A woman who bakes really well but will do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING you want. She’s a great baker but a better fuck, don’t mess with Bendy Crocker. She likes it hot and steamy, by the oven.
Did you try those cookies Bendy Crocker made? I fucked her while she baked them.
by Lizard Snatch 123 August 24, 2022
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bendy wendy

Bendy Wendy comes from a sick funny tv show. It is a very funny thing and whoever uses this name is hot and sexy.
Man: *outstreches his finger*
Wendy: "When I see a outstretched finger I have to.. BENDY WENDY"
by The_KKK September 09, 2017
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Bendy Bot

A homesexual man that likes it up the rectum
by Shumluvr November 20, 2023
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