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Bench n' Blow

After school on Thursday, Anthony was struggling to lift the bar as Natalie came in for a quick Bench n' Blow . In the process of Natalie doing the dirty deed, Anthony then benched 10's on each side.
by The Day is Mine October 2, 2007
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Bench Sex

Bench sex is primarily preformed on a bench of some sort (like the kind you can find at your local soccer fields). Many styles of benches can be used to have bench sex as long as one participant may be bent over it, or lied on it.
kid1: woah did you see sean bend kat over that bench and bang her?

kid2: yea! that was some hot bench sex!
by sean phillip August 1, 2007
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Bench press

A word only used in roasts made by the finest roblox gamers.
Roblox gamer 1: Your dad has the gay
Roblox gamer 2: No u
Roblox gamer 1: Listen kid I’ll bench press your nan's coffin
Roblox gamer 2: oof
by ™One December 4, 2018
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Bench grinder

When you prone bone a CrossFit girl on the bench press.
She got her chalk on my cock during a CrossFit handjob, so I showed her the Bench Grinder and put her on the bench face down rubbing her nipples raw.
by SkiBumFun August 16, 2019
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Bench Goblins

Similar to SARM Goblins, bench goblins are most often a large group of teenage boys ages 14-18. They travel in hoards and invade gyms at peak hours. You will most often see them taking up the bench presses or any benches by the dumbbells so they can hit chest for the 4th time in a row during a week. Often times they take up multiple benches during all times of the day to hit a very mediocre set of 135.
“Dude you wanna bench press and set a new PR?”

“Nah we cant, there’s a group of bench goblins taking up the benches, they will be there for at least an hour.”
by Swos July 13, 2022
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bench simmons

Where you brick a shot so fucking bad the coach benches you for the rest of the season
by Takis muncher March 12, 2023
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Bench Press

A power movement which calculates the power of the chest muscles
Ben Hatch Benches more than you because his chest is stronger
by Maximus February 19, 2003
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