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grab some bench

Say it to someone who says or does something stupid or embarassing. Meaning they should stop what they are saying or doing.
Person A: Hey I'm totally going to get laid with all of the girls in our class.
Person B: Your done, grab some bench.
by Dark Shadow459 April 4, 2011
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binchilling

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bench it off

a portmanteau of bench press and walk it off, to bench it off is to work off a physical or emotional injury by bench pressing; works best with heavy weights
My friend broke his arm, so I invited him to come to the gym with me to bench it off. Now his arm's all better and his bench press has increased by 20 pounds.
by whatsupimphil July 16, 2009
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Binch

What you call someone when you don't want to say the B-word.
Person 1:You are such a binch!
Person 2:What?
Person 1:Oh, don't act like you don't know.
by I-am-a-zombie January 26, 2011
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benchmarks

1. A reference mark that something is measured against. The original benchmarks are places on the workbench used to measure common lengths of material, such as lumber.

2. In surveying, a "bench mark" (two words) is a post or other permanent mark established at a known elevation that is used as the basis for measuring the elevation of other topographical points.

In computer and Internet technology, the term may have any of these meanings:

1) A set of conditions against which a product or system is measured. PC magazine laboratories frequently test and compare several new computers or computer devices against the same set of application programs, user interactions, and contextual situations. The total context against which all products are measured and compared is referred to as the benchmark.

2) A program that is specially designed to provide measurements for a particular operating system or application.

3) A known product with which users are familiar or accustomed to that other newer products can be compared to.

4) A set of performance criteria which a product is expected to meet.
Laboratory benchmarks sometimes fail to reflect real-world product use. For this reason, Eric Raymond defines a benchmark as "an inaccurate measure of computer performance" and cites the "old hacker's saying" that "In the computer industry, there are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and benchmarks."

Still, benchmarks can be useful and some companies offer benchmark programs for downloading or a benchmark testing service on their own site.
by Athene Airheart March 18, 2004
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Bench Press Blowjob

When a buff ass body builder chick grabs a man by the chest and knees or legs (depending on height) and bench presses the man over her head while giving oral sex at the same time.
Laugh all you want at Marla, but you'll never know the joys of a bench press blowjob
by The Hot Carlson December 24, 2008
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Binch

by sashagrey May 3, 2015
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