Door Bastard

An individual that is unaware that they are the cause of an automatic door to open. Often harmless unless the outside temperature is frigid and the opening of the door leads to unwanted bursts of cold air.

It was fricking cold outside & that door bastard kept tripping the automatic sensor so we nearly froze our a$$e$ off in the lobby.

by That old guy January 30, 2009

smug bastard

Mark Pettit.

Mark Pettit is a smug bastard.

by ______.. February 18, 2017

pussy bastard

An adjective, zayn malik uses for the mfs who dare to fuck with him. A side effect : It makes people horny when zayn says it.

"who the fuck said anything to you, you pussy bastard!"

by zaynsquishybabie June 7, 2021

incestuous bastard

The result of incest.

Mum went out to the barn with Uncle Fred and nine months later, out popped brother Leslie, the incestuous bastard.

by bummed out October 29, 2009

bastardized bottomburp

A definition writer on urban dictionary who seems to have spent his entire life posting definitions.

bastardized bottomburp has written about ten million definitions.

by Jon Hazell September 20, 2006

bastardization

1) The process of making something illegitimate
2) The process of bringing something to a form which is not as good as the one it was in before, i.e. the language glorified by urbandictionary.com

see fo' shizzle my nizzle

by Kevin Smith January 1, 2004

rich bastard

Someone who is obscenely wealthy compared to the average working or middle class person and spends their money on likewise obscenely expensive products that have little to no real practicality but that are rather designed for the sole purpose of showing how much money the person has that they can afford such a thing.

Kevin: "Hey, check it out. I just bought the new Macbook Air. It'll make a sweet 2nd laptop. Oh, hold on, someone's calling me on my iphone."
Olivia: "Shut the eff up, rich bastard."

by Jay007 March 25, 2008