The greatest style of beer ever to grace the earth. Typically clocking in upwards of 8% ABV, this wine-strength beer is the motherlode of malty goodness, and is the preferred style of the highest echelon of cicerone s. There are two sub-styles, American and English, the former of which has more hop flavor and bitterness. As heavy hopping is appropriate in an IPA but destroys the pure heavenly flavor of this glorious beer style, a preference for American barleywine has been linked in scientific studies with brain damages, taste bud disorders, and early onset dementia. "Barleywine" is also generally considered to be a synonym of "life", thus giving rise to the common expression "Barleywine is life", or BiL for short.
Albert Einstein: "I just discovered the special theory of relativity, which Is the biggest breakthrough in theoretical physics in centuries. Also, I prefer American barleywine to English and hazy IPAs to barleywine in general."
Master cicerone: "Yeah, sorry to break it to you brah, but I think you may be mentally retarded."
Master cicerone: "Yeah, sorry to break it to you brah, but I think you may be mentally retarded."
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Our school district is U-46 , sadly, which means that Bartlett High School and South Elgin High School are both average at best, but are lowkey ghetto. Most of the teenage population of bartlett is doing some type of crazy shit whether it be drinking all the damn time, smoking tons of weed, or juuling. (possibly worse shit but who knows) Or in some cases, kids just drive around and waste gas, with no destination. But can you blame them?? Bartlett has nothing to offer. There’s nothing to do and in order to be entertained or find something to do, you need to travel to the surrounding suburbs.
Bartlett residents are always bored and have to go elsewhere for a good time. But overall bartlett isn’t that bad of a place to live. It’s safer and cleaner than some of the other surrounding northwest suburbs, that’s for sure.
Our school district is U-46 , sadly, which means that Bartlett High School and South Elgin High School are both average at best, but are lowkey ghetto. Most of the teenage population of bartlett is doing some type of crazy shit whether it be drinking all the damn time, smoking tons of weed, or juuling. (possibly worse shit but who knows) Or in some cases, kids just drive around and waste gas, with no destination. But can you blame them?? Bartlett has nothing to offer. There’s nothing to do and in order to be entertained or find something to do, you need to travel to the surrounding suburbs.
Bartlett residents are always bored and have to go elsewhere for a good time. But overall bartlett isn’t that bad of a place to live. It’s safer and cleaner than some of the other surrounding northwest suburbs, that’s for sure.
Person from Indiana: “Where are you from?”
Bartlettian: “Bartlett Illinois.”
Person from Indiana: “Where the hell is that??”
Bartlettian: “Exactly.”
Bartlettian: “Bartlett Illinois.”
Person from Indiana: “Where the hell is that??”
Bartlettian: “Exactly.”
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