barnacle boob

When you have big honkers, but your nipples are inverted (innie nips)

"That girl ugly, she probably had barnacle boobs."

by CactiFungi69 March 20, 2017

bag barnacle

A sore located on the scrotum, usually herpes or genital warts related.

Bill: Did Cashman find out what his bag barnacle was?

Ted: No. But I think he just put some Compund W on it and hoped for the best.

Bill: What a choad.

by Jiminy Criquette September 16, 2007

Bohemian Barnacle

Bohemian Barnacle is a term used to describe those who fall below the standards of a noble. Once the mighty have fallen they shall expect a posh Englishman to announce that the once mighty have fallen below the standards of a true noble and they risk being sent to the depths of Australasia.

You are worse than a commoner, you fall below the minimum standards which we hold as a nation you are nothing more than a Bohemian Barnacle.

Your bickering means nothing to me as you are a Bohemian Barnacle who will soon throw boomerangs in the Australian out back.

Wackif your willy and cry out to your deity as you prepare to die BOHEMIAN BARNACLE!

by PoopusSentarius December 21, 2021

Trouser Barnacles

Testicles, Balls, Nards, Nuts

Damn yo! Brent kicked me right in the trouser barnacles, now I can barely walk.

by Borris Beck February 20, 2015

Barnacle Dad

Anyone who is 2-3 years older than you and is a tall male.This makes them a Barnacle Dad. Take a look at yourself right now are you a Barnacle Dad?

“What’s up Barnacle Dad!”👨

by PeePeeMcGwee July 3, 2018

Sock Barnacle

An unwanted lesion attached to one's sock, typically as a result of stepping on Floor Schmeg. Barnacle material may be composed of: pasta, lint, cracker particles, gum, cheese, mulch, pine needles, cat litter or sawdust.

My cat keeps dragging his litter through the house giving me constant cat litter sock barnacles. I might have to put Mr. Fuzzyballs down soon.

by Morty Nickels 2.0 December 28, 2019

information barnacle

A fact which lodges itself within one's brain and refuses to be unlearned or forgotten. Usually, but not necessarily, this fact is of a useless nature.

My high school best friend's telephone number has become an information barnacle.

by mlybrand June 20, 2009