Secks Balloons

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what are these?(picks up a condom) Secks Balloons.

by FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK October 7, 2008

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balloon dick

When your dick is small and pathetic looking in it's normal state, but when hard is like having a two by four in your pants.

I should let you know right now, I have a balloon dick.

by Alex Stockwell November 5, 2006

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Mr. Balloon Hands

No way.

"Who's this guy? Mr. Balloons...Mr. Balloon Hands. No way"

by FlyntLarry April 6, 2010

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baloops

full, beautiful lips, not unlike those of a balloon.

Angelina has some beautifulous baloops!

by William Dean A. Garner November 4, 2009

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Baloof is a sport in which 2 players, each weilding a Fisher Price plastic golf club, attempt to hit a balloon into the other player's area. The game was invented in the basement of a house in New Rochelle, NY by Michael Simon and Ari Aranda. The first game of baloof was played on April 11th, 1993 between Simon and Aranda, a game that would have enormous implications around the seder table. It is not known when the final game of baloof was played, though no one has heard of an official game being played in over 10 years.

Let's play Baloof until they get here.

by Michael Simon & Ari Aranda December 15, 2008

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