ballzed

getting hit in the balls

oh damn i just got ballzed

by dfhsolhjjldjldskksdjkfl June 6, 2015

ballser

A fuckboy thug who is ballin' all the time with everything he got.

He is a ballser rolling with hot chicks in a rolls royce living a luxurious lifestyle.

by Punjabithuglife September 21, 2016

balled yo ass

A balled yo ass is when 1 partner insert his testicles into another partner's anus and it's mostly happens when your testicles are too squishy and wet to squish into her tight shit hole.

Guy: Damn i cummed all over my balls! I bet it will fit in her ass aswell
Girl: honey, why does it feels squishy inside
Guy: uh you know...
Girl: wait dont pop it or ill pregnant in less than 1 seconds of my life
Guy: sorry but I just ball balled yo ass!
The next 2 seconds
Guy's friend: yo bro ive never seen your wife is she ok?
Guy: uhh i just balled her ass and it popped like a tsar bomb so hard her pee hole stuck on the centre of my dick like a wedding ring and balls in her ass aswell.
Guy's friend: That's so fucking sexy how is she?
Guy: She died of too much sexual pleasure and i fuck her 72 hours a week
Like a fucking flesh doll
Guy friend's:can i use her aswell cus she's dead so nothing wrong with cheating right?
Guy: ye sure but make sure to balled her ass and makes fart and disgusting sounds while recording ok.
Guy's friend: ok ill try it out with a laxatives on my balls just so she can created the worst 72 hours diarrhea in the world till my balls turned into a kinder egg chocolate eggs.

by Caillou the anoying brat November 22, 2022

Spider Balled

When something unexpected happens and your sack sucks up into a giant raisin and your testicles join your atom's apple in the throat.

Wanna go swimming?

No, we'll get spider balled.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010

Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch

title of a willie nelson album released in 1978.

this album sold 29.7 million copies and is worshipped in many countries and states.

Willie Nelson Fan: "Hey I heard that Willie Nelson's new album, Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch, is out. We should buy it."
Friend: "OK"

by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007

six balled

when playing pool (english) and the black is sunk (potted) whilst one player still has six of his/her balls on the table, he/she must remove their trousers and underwear and walk around the table
(alternatively just the trousers. (or top for women))
see also five balled and seven balled

"oh shit! im gonna get six balled!"
"haha get ready to drop 'em!"
"oh man i knew i should have worn underwear today!"
"pwnt!"

by fggg April 12, 2006

Ballsdick

The act of putting a dick and ballsack in your mouth at the same time. Also called by those who experience it to be a "Super Blowjob". Once known only to be mythical, ballsdick has been video taped, seen it dude.

Also a phrase to use when something really sucks balls. But also can described as sucking dick. Hence ballsdick

Dave: "That report is going to suck dick."
Jim: "That shit is gonna suck balls man."
Jane:"That motherfucker sucks ballsdick!"

Bob:"How was your weekend?"
Walter:"It was sweet man, I got this hooker who went ballsdick on me bro."

by 0moneypimpwithanadditude December 10, 2009