Ballon Punch

The use of a plastic bag wrapped around the hand and arm to shove an obstuctive piece of fecal matter around the u-bend of a toilet.

Wow that dump was so big I had to Ballon punch it down!

by Shambollock March 17, 2023

frosty balloons

An STD, transmitted in gay sex, in which the male inhibitor's testicles will turn blue and will become deceptible to frost bite, and even will grow tiny icicles, which in term will result in lots of pain.

Man 1: Shit dude, I think I got frosty balloons.
Man 2: You should go to a doctor before it gets worse....
Man1: Yeah, I should.

by ThePubicHairManic July 3, 2016

Jules' Ballon

Jules' Ballon is a ballon with great decorations. (Jule is a word originated from South France, meaning the beautiful sea.)

"Yo! That's the Jules' Ballon! It is so beautiful."

by My10InchHandle January 10, 2023

Big Baby Balloons

Grossly fat children or obesity.

Did you read Big Baby Balloons yet, it's a good read.

by john21425 November 1, 2017

billons

pimp ass hokie in the southern tip holdin more wax than you got dandruff flakes

Billions had girls making milkshakes like he was Hova at the door of the 40/40.

by sample January 15, 2004

balloons

people on social networking sites such as facebook who take part in using words like lmao or lol or making smiley faces out of puntuality such as full stops brackets forward slashes ect ect also people who change thier relationship stauts 4 times a week so all the balloons can make vomitle statements on the subject this is originates from myself in liverpool csayle

βέссί - ЈάηЄ №яяϊ§ ™ ►³♀°゜ﻬ・*.｡•●•☼๑¸♠¸.•♣´¯`•°۩*｡.あ*.:۞｡*ﾟ’ﾟ･

( LMAO, LOL, BBE) letter gripe

(LMAO)

(lol) fine the cunt

(brb) be right back apparently NO NO NO

NEW FIRM OF BALLOONS ON THE SCENE!!!!!!
people lads included i shud add r making stupid lil smiley faces outa full stops n shit wats goin on......?(ilmao brb lol omg woop woop (the lot top balloon smiley face maker)

(pml) pissing myself laughing "allegedly" nooooo
βέссί - ЈάηЄ №яяϊ§ ™ ►³♀°゜ﻬ・*.｡•●•☼๑¸♠¸.•♣´¯`•°۩*｡.あ*.:۞｡*ﾟ’ﾟ･†ஐ◄

by csayle84 aka timmy June 30, 2009

Jizz Balloons

A special glass condom used when having hardcore homosexual anal intercourse with a goldfish. Usually used with gallons of anal lube. Also known as a Daughtrey.

Hey hand me a jizz balloon, just got a new goldfish and I'm feeling lucky!

Can you spare me a Daughtrey, I left my jizz balloons at home, and I won't get that damn goldfish pregnant again!

by ~Pimp Ninja~ October 19, 2010