The act of having sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature.
I caught Hank Melon Balling the students watermelon out by the dumpster this morning. Needless to say, I don't think he should be teaching here any more.
by Meatman January 15, 2006
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by stiger April 19, 2003
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Mark was so baligerant last night, he doesn't remember what all happened!
We was all pretty baligerant.
We was all pretty baligerant.
by Aarnold January 2, 2012
Get the Baligerant mug.When a man is free ballin', especially in loose pants or shorts, he must adjust his penis every now and again, thus after many cock adjustments one has given himself an erection or boner.
by cheesy magee November 30, 2009
Get the free ballner mug.when your "testicles" or "balls" are in the state of having a boner.
When you have had such an incredible boner aka the boner of your life, that the boner transfered to your ballsack.(note if you are a castroti "a guy gets his balls cut off this could be a problem! please contact your doctor for more information!)
When you have had such an incredible boner aka the boner of your life, that the boner transfered to your ballsack.(note if you are a castroti "a guy gets his balls cut off this could be a problem! please contact your doctor for more information!)
OMG look at that girl i just had a ballner!
is it morning already! man i just had a morning ballner!
a guy: lets go to hooters!
some other guy: wouldnt it be embarrassing if we went ther and my ballner broke through my pants!
a guy: ok your not coming loser!
is it morning already! man i just had a morning ballner!
a guy: lets go to hooters!
some other guy: wouldnt it be embarrassing if we went ther and my ballner broke through my pants!
a guy: ok your not coming loser!
by they call me a GOD September 14, 2009
Get the ballner mug.A figure of speech used when on hold or waiting for something. This comes from the term blue balls but used in everyday situations not related to sex.
Damn. I've been waiting for that amazon package for a whole week. UPS is blue balling me.
We had a date scheduled since Monday and she flaked out last minute. She is blue balling me heart.
I've been sitting in this plane for the last 2 hours waiting for the captain to start the engines. American Airlines is blue balling me.
We had a date scheduled since Monday and she flaked out last minute. She is blue balling me heart.
I've been sitting in this plane for the last 2 hours waiting for the captain to start the engines. American Airlines is blue balling me.
by rogerthewhale January 21, 2013
Get the Blue balling mug.n., a noticeable bulge in the front of a man's pants, comprised of the penis, testicles, or both, that causes onlookers of both sexes extreme discomfort, especially in a public setting
by Gary Stuckenschneider July 15, 2006
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