When a man has sexual intercourse with a baguette, then removes the baguette off his cock and adds the usual condiments and has it as a wholesome lunch, dinner or brunch. {NOT A BREAKFAST FOOD}
A; I ran out of things to eat yesterday..
B; and...
A; so I had a cum baguette
B; Oh yeah, I luv cum baguettes
A; I like cheez
B; I do not
A; So did you watch 'Hot Hookers' last night?
B; Nah, I just had a cheez cum baguette (which I don't like) and consoled my self to sleep.
A; I like cheez
B; But I did tape Hot Hookers and I plan to watch it tonight. I might have a cum baguette from the reapings.
A; I do like a good cum baguette
B; As do I, without the cheez.
A; I like cheez..
A; And cum baguettes
B; I just like cum baguettes
A; Well you're just an anti-cheezite
B; That was a bad spoonerism
A; But I do like a good cum baguette
B; Well I'll see you tomorrow
A; Yeah
B; Cum baguette you later
A; Yeah, right back at you bra
B; So I'll ring you
A; Yeah, right after I have my cum baguette for breakfast
B; HEY, you can't have a cum baguette for breakfast
A; Why not?
B; Coz it ain't a breakfast food
A; I guess not, I'll just have a piece of cum toast instead
B; That's disgusting
B; and...
A; so I had a cum baguette
B; Oh yeah, I luv cum baguettes
A; I like cheez
B; I do not
A; So did you watch 'Hot Hookers' last night?
B; Nah, I just had a cheez cum baguette (which I don't like) and consoled my self to sleep.
A; I like cheez
B; But I did tape Hot Hookers and I plan to watch it tonight. I might have a cum baguette from the reapings.
A; I do like a good cum baguette
B; As do I, without the cheez.
A; I like cheez..
A; And cum baguettes
B; I just like cum baguettes
A; Well you're just an anti-cheezite
B; That was a bad spoonerism
A; But I do like a good cum baguette
B; Well I'll see you tomorrow
A; Yeah
B; Cum baguette you later
A; Yeah, right back at you bra
B; So I'll ring you
A; Yeah, right after I have my cum baguette for breakfast
B; HEY, you can't have a cum baguette for breakfast
A; Why not?
B; Coz it ain't a breakfast food
A; I guess not, I'll just have a piece of cum toast instead
B; That's disgusting
by Gohn Gardenza January 11, 2009
Get the cum baguette mug. by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004
Get the baguette sandwichmug. A chain of shops, which sell the most amazin' baguettes I've ever had.!
And they are cheap..! Most of the Baguette Express shops are in Scotland.
P.S Perfect combo with Irn-Bru.
And they are cheap..! Most of the Baguette Express shops are in Scotland.
P.S Perfect combo with Irn-Bru.
Hey dude, can I have a white baguette with Coronation Chicken Spicy, Tomatoes, Mozzarella and Sliced Egg, please!? Oh yeah and some Irn-Bru.?
That will be 3.20 then.. (Cheap as shit!)
Ah man, cant wait to go to Baguette Express, their baguettes are freakin'amazin';
That will be 3.20 then.. (Cheap as shit!)
Ah man, cant wait to go to Baguette Express, their baguettes are freakin'amazin';
by DutchTom January 9, 2009
Get the Baguette Expressmug. A woman who is on the receiving end of a "tea bag," during which the dipping of a scrotum into her oral orifice takes place.
by mattdanguspav May 18, 2009
Get the tea baguettemug. The act or intention to... 'Cease' SR_Stancat123's Stupidity.
A common phrase within the SR Community.
A common phrase within the SR Community.
by Proffessional Sheep Shagger September 20, 2021
Get the Operation Baguettemug. by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013
Get the Douche Baguettemug. My grandkids, Tom and John, are really getting on my nerves. Oh well, what to you expect. They're a couple of real douche baguettes. Madonna.
by Giovanni Strunzo August 19, 2007
Get the douche baguettemug.