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badad beans

cash crop of the ukraine. named after the army of badads that were ousted during the 15th century. these beans were grown by Czar Badadio III.

badad beans make a snapping noise when cracked open. paranoid ukrainians say that the Czar put a spell to imitate the torturing snap done by the badads. however, anyone with any intelligence realizes that snapping is the sound a normal bean makes so the paranoya theory is flawed. many ukrainians still belive in it today.
by Andrew Costello April 27, 2004
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Intellectual Badass

Someone who is so smart i.e. a nerd, that they could single handedly save all dumb peple from a chat life.

Because let's face it, Where would the world be without nerds? Nowhere, that's where. Without nerds, we'd still be lighting our rooms with candles, having leeches stuck to us to cure disease, and taking dumps out of our windows. Sure, we may be unfit for female consumption(and vice versa), we may spend hours arguing if Star Wars is better than Star Trek, and we may have the social skills of a chimpanzee, but it's high time that nerds were recognized as the true intellectual badasses they are!
Nerd : I have an IQ of 145

Jock : You are an Intellectual Badass!!!!
by Intellectual_badass_007 December 15, 2009
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The badass is an uncommon man of supreme style. He does what he wants, when he wants, where he wants. You won't find him on facebook, myspace, msn et cetera because he is probably out being cool somewhere. He might be on a motorcycle, but it's probably not a Harley or a crotch rocket because he won't spend that much money to be accepted. Traditionally, he will smoke, but it's not necessary at all. He feels no obligation whatsoever to justify his beliefs, values, convictions, morals et cetera with anyone. He likes his music because it sounds cool to him. You won't find him if you look for him because there is no sure way to identify him. One does not think that he is badass; he KNOWS it and that's that. Alternatively, a badass is the complete opposite of a douchebag.

Likely to be found in a popular pub taking your money on the pool table then buying you a beer with it, you won't identify him by his clothing because there is no badass uniform. He's probably not sporting the latest fad, he's not wearing $200 jeans, and he doesn't have frosted hair. He's always up for a challenge, he'll probably succeed and he seems to be good at everything. But at the same time, the badass attitude is like: "ok well I don't give a shit".

Genuinely intriguing and intrigued by others, he radiates confidence in everything he does and fears nobody. He won't pick a fight but DO NOT fuck with him, because he will beat the shit out of you with his bare hands. He's taken more punches to the face than you have, and he's probably busted a few knuckles (on more than just the kitchen cabinets in the dark). Treats people with respect up to the point where they cross the line with him. Keeps his cool but won't be pushed around. He does not justify insecurities by bringing others down; he'll accept everyone to have as much fun as he is having regardless of what they look like.

In general: the behavior and appearance of the badass are as unique and indescribable as he is, because he is not part of a group or class, he's too cool for words. He's fucking badass.

By the way, just because Dane Cook claims to be a BAMF, that does not make him a badass. That makes him a douchebag. Do you get it now?
1. Girl: "that guy is so badass, what's his name?"

2. Guy: "hey that dude just threw three bull's-eyes in a row then slammed a beer, he's pretty fucking badass."

3. Douchebag: "hey man, look i just bought a (hummer, corvette, harley....etc), i'm badass now aren't I?"
by dougdougdoug August 22, 2007
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e-baddass

e-baddass
One who is considers themselves a baddass because they talk tough on the internet. They don't even have to have tattoo's, droopy pants, a gun or look tough.
Careful, the e-baddass will bust an e-cap in your e-ass.
by Howie Baby August 23, 2006
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badassmofo

1.One who is, or has characteristics of being, a bad ass mother fucker.
Man, that kids one badassmofo
by Nick November 10, 2002
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badass motherfucker

n) a person of great badassery. One who does what they want and takes no shit.
That Ryan Lane is one badass motherfucker. He dont take no shit from no one.
by tacmedic17 May 7, 2015
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BadArse

1. Mother-flipping British English variation of the American 'badass'. This version works best pronounced with an English accent, in the same way that the American 'badass' works best with an American accent.

It's unpopular, under-used and extremely difficult to pull off without sounding like a total muppet; consequently, it's hipper than wearing a home made t-shirt with a quote on that nobody's ever heard of, taken from a book no one has ever read.
hipster1: You know Steve McQueen did all his own stunts.

hipster 2: Yes, he was the quintessential Badarse
by Lucky Wise Fool September 4, 2012
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