avant retard

Cutting edge idiot; someone who plumbs the depths of idiocy where no one has been before

Tom is the first person to flunk that exam for the TENTH time !! Does that make him an avant retard or what !!

by Accidental Bookworm October 21, 2011

ABD (Advanced Ball Discrepancy)

The point in life when you can clearly see that one ball hangs lower than the other.

The 30's sucked. First time I had to wear glasses, gained about 20 pounds and developed ABD (Advanced Ball Discrepancy).

by Duece79 September 2, 2016

Avant-tard

The attempt to pull off something as edgy, experimental and cool but fails.

"Wow. The band was totally avant-tard."

by Taryn R April 7, 2008

sexually advanced

a classy or nice way to call someone who sleeps around, without the negative connotation of the word slut or whore

Girl: Hey, you know why you should date Brittany?

Guy: Why's that?

Girl: She's sexually advanced!

Guy: Interesting...

by johnPOTTER November 10, 2010

game boy advance SP

A near flawless system with great games,controls,backlighting,a rechargable battery,and fits in your pocket. It comes with an AC Adaptor even,kickass. My one gripe is that there's no headphone jack. >_<

I like playing SMB3 and Golden Sun on my GBA SP.

by 0niTTRay December 31, 2003

Advanced Cuddling

Where you take your significant other or the one you want to get dirty with and jump aboard the fuck truck all the way to pound town

Boy: Would you like to come over and do advanced cuddling with me?
Girl: Hell yeah, Id love you advance cuddle the fuck out of you!!

by King Frank Lea January 25, 2015

Lag Advantage

When an entity (be it human or computer) is winning or beating an opposing entity on a videogame, computer game, or other electronic device because of slow connection over the Internet or delay in the function of the device.

Dude, the only reason why you won the last multiplayer sudden death match was because of Lag Advantage. If my connection was faster, I would've won.

by pliterallyh September 10, 2009