Average Penis

The average penis is anywhere from 5-6.5 inches in length and 4.5-5 inches in girth (around, circumference) when erect. Flaccid length varies, so any measurements of a flaccid penis doesn't really reveal any information.

Friend 1: I am sad because my penis is only 5 inches long!

Friend 2: Man, don't worry, nerves in women usually only go about three inches past the vaginal opening, there's a reason most men are 5-6 inches long- any more is practically a waste of space! It's fine, you have an average penis.

Friend 1: Yay! Also, I'm only 3 inches around!

Friend 2: Well, that just sucks.

by girth_brooks February 14, 2010

averia

a strong independent women, don't underestimate her she's quick minded and has a few tricks she'll like to show. she can fight well, full with passion. She can be the kindest person but can be the meanest, she doesn't like to hurt others. once your her friend then she'll never turn her back on you again. her loyalty is second to none. she is a queen and should be treated like one. she get hurt and betrayed by a lot and does not do the same. if you come across her don't take her for granted. remember she's all love but can be attracted by hate. she like nick names so giver her one. her favorite name is alex. she has lost many so help her regain love, Averia has a goddest looks

love is only as good as averia
averia the one you love

by hitta.alex April 24, 2020

Average Milf Enjoyer

A normal person that enjoys milfs and is a faithful follower of Milfism.

The average milf enjoyer is the alpha of any brotherhood since they have the capacity to steal your mom.

by Milf Maestro May 3, 2021

Your average idiot

An average, idiotic, user that has a knack for not listening. Also sucks at games but plays anyway.

Your average idiot is stuuupid!

by Youraverageidiot November 16, 2022

Average Mitski Listener

The phrase called "Average Mitski Listener" means that average Mitski listeners that ranging from age of 10-20 (Kids also listens to Mitski, but I don't blame them) are mentally unstable minors/teenagers that haven't touched grass after the pandemic called COVID-19. Average Mitski listeners are capable of listening to Mitski for 100 hours while hysterically crying. Average Mitski listeners are also capable of Isaac Newton's mental state.

Average Mitski listeners are mentally and emotionally unavailable

Newton listens to Mitski

by Huygens Motherless Behavior April 29, 2022

average penis length

The average penis length is likely between 5" and 5.75" based on all genuine, unbias scientific studies. Even given this fact you can still ask most men their penis length and will always get an answer of 6" to 10", mostly around 7" to 8". The length of the pensis is measured from the top of the head to the point where the penis joins the body (without pressing in to the bone), along the top. Penis lengthening is only possible by means of surgical enchancement which prevents normal erectile functions - such surgery is only performed on mico-penises.

Most males do not know the average penis length, instead they choose to believe the media which dictates that penesis of 8" and upward are more desirable to women.

by The Asshatter December 19, 2006

Averagest

Made up by a fellow MLIAer(mylifeisaverage user) and it means to be very average and very awesome.

You are the averagest MLIAer of the day!

by Mlia123 August 5, 2009