Jesus Antlers

An abstract concept that generalizes what every white blooded American should stand for.

Cletus - Wesley, did ya remember to pick up that case of PBR and the mountain dew?
Wesley - Hell yeah, I'm always wearing my Jesus Antlers.

by Batdad Merla February 17, 2013

ur auntie a panty

A word so dangerous it was banned by the government. Every time this insult is used a galaxy explodes.

Person 1: “ur mum gay”
Person 2: “ur sister a mister”
Person 1: “ur granny a tranny”
Person 2: “I never thought I’d have to use this...”
Person 1: “Ha ha fool, nothing can beat ur granny a tranny”
Person 2: “Ur auntie a panty”

*Person 1 gets swallowed into the 8’th dimension as the whole multiverse implodes into a black hole*

by OmeletteBoy May 11, 2018

Strangling Antler

The act of masturbating before work

Sorry I’m late, I’ve spent most of my morning strangling antler

by hero_of_kvatch August 26, 2021

Pulling an Auntie K

Saying you're not hungry then ordering a double Baconator at Wendy's

"I probably won't order anything. (Two minutes later at drive up) I'll take a double baconator." Dude...you are pulling an Auntie K

by FP66 April 24, 2020

sack of antlers

what someone who has lost a lot of weight looks like, similar to a wrinkly bag with bones sticking out

Check out Bertha - she used to be such a fat fuck, but since she lost 200 pounds she really looks like a sack of antlers.

by Hung like Zach December 19, 2008

Goofy ahh uncle/auntie

A joke in tiktok and youtube, where a bunch of Goofy Ahh Sounds are played, and a monotone voice will say "my goofy ahh auntie/uncle did/said this (goofy ahh sound effect)..."

Usually these jokes are sexual, will make jokes about kidnap or rape/molest.

My Goofy ahh uncle/auntie tried to play with my penis (goofy ahh sound), my mom saw (goofy ahh sound) and hit him with a pan (goofy ahh sound).

by Goofy ahh gayman April 18, 2022

antler job

Mutual oral sex, commonly referred to as "69", performed while driving a car with one's partner's legs sticking out of the sun roof or T-top.

Damn, baby, how about an antler job?

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005