bandwagon athlete

An athlete whose team is liked only because he plays on it. They are liked by fans wherever they go. These fans only like the player, not the team. (i.e. somebody turned into a Miami Heat fan when LeBron left Clevelend and hated the Cavaliers, but then was a Clevelend fan once again when LeBron returned).

LeBron is a bandwagon athlete.

by The Truth_01 April 28, 2016

mental athlete

A person who is devoted to intellectual pursuits and studies.

Since he's a mental athlete, he should be good on the TV game show Jeopardy.

by Not a Philistine October 9, 2016

overtrained athlete syndrome

Overtrained Athlete Syndrome (OAS) is a syndrome pretty much made up by Houston Texan linebacker Brian Cushing to explain his 4 game suspension to begin his 2nd season. Cushing was flagged as having human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG) in his system after he won the 2009 The Associated Press Defensive Rookie of the Year award. The problem is that hCG only appears in pregnant women and males with cancer. Cushing is neither a pregnant female nor has he had cancer. Therefore, Cushing made up a syndrome that no doctor or medical professional had ever heard of to explain having hCG in his system. Perhaps coincidentally, he never made a Pro Bowl after his rookie season.

"Everything points to that overtrained athlete syndrome,'' Cushing said.

by Situation Hot July 11, 2017

Anal Athletes

A team of guys that tag team one unlucky dyke and stretch her asshole out like a relay race.

Tom and his friends were anal athletes

by BarryMcCocknher November 12, 2019

athletes mouth

What you get when you suck on a girls toes. Most likely a real athletic girl, whether it be tennis, softball...etc.....

"Man, I aint pickin' up no more basketball girls, the last one gave me athletes mouth......"

by DC* May 10, 2006

Couch Athlete

A person who spends a good portion of their time watching several sports, and more importantly criticizing them, when they themselves cannot actually play any.

"Tim's dad says the Lions would be a much better team if they trade #22."
"Tim's Dad? He couldn't throw a football across the street. Only skill he has is tossing beer cans, He's a total Couch Athlete!"

by Capt. Asshole February 2, 2012

athlone

a town in the middle of ireland synonimous with gaelic playing, egg headed bald people. See also "bogger"

"Dessie is the greatest GAA player in Athlone"
"Dillons the baldest man in Athlone"

by James Flanagan August 16, 2006