Astrodouche

There's a grading level starting with douche bag, then asshat, and finally astrodouche. An astrodouche is unquatifiably and immeasurably such and douche the individual breaks the bell curve on psychopathy by his/ her obsessive behaviors to destroy your life to no rational end.

My exhusband mike won't let me live my life to the degree that I can't get him to stop hacking into all my accounts, he's a psychopath astrodouche.

by kalico_kat August 23, 2021

Astrid

Some chopped ahh bitch that looks like mf ken Carson n gets finger blasted up in da hs parties, chopped asl with nothing to give talking no bacon no egg and definitely no cheese. Chopped no cheese.

Astrid ugly as fuck that look like a nigga

by Commynotion June 18, 2023

Asteroid field

A group of slow-driving cars in a steady pattern, especially on the Interstate. Also see asteroid.

I had to pull over three lanes to get around that asteroid field!

by Whitebred April 3, 2004

assroid

Someone who has experienced a personality change from taking steroids for so long.

Watch out for that guy. He's become a real assroid.

by dkvkb June 18, 2008

Astrid

(n) a boss, whom the likes of Oprah, Beyonce, Michelle Obama, and God herself fear. Also my little.

She Astrid

Ooh she Powerful

by BigAst April 1, 2019

astrid

very sweet girl, very kind. be her friend.

her name means "beauty" in swedish.

likes:
- fashion
- harry styles
- watching friends
- love

dislikes:
- using money
- unmatching outfits
- physics
- hate

"do you know astrid?" "astrid's sweet"

by dykwya November 1, 2019

astrid

astrid is the best person Ever she rules all of u Dickheads, SHE IS THE BEST!!!! fuck anyone who says differently and suck my dick - jeremiah deno

“ astrid is the best person in the world”

by yupjeremiahprice November 23, 2021