Assterbation

the practise of rubbing ones genitals while dancing.

Mrs. Rode said if she sees assterbation on the dance floor she will put on her jacket and leave

by Chrissy Rode December 4, 2009

angerbation

The act of wanking where the object of fantasy is often the focus of some kind of anger, but also incredibly attractive. The wanking is made that much more pleasurable when it demeans the super hot person in your mind.

I hate my teacher with the unbridled fury of a thousand suns...but she's also fucking hot, so I'm gonna do some angerbation.

Guy 1: That bitch in the gym pissed me off.
Guy 2: Should make for some great angerbation then.

by Drew Perez January 11, 2009

masterbation

getting off

jacking off

by henry chhum March 7, 2003

stealth mode masterbation

The act of whackin it very quietly, like when everyone is home or someone is right outside the room. Turn the volume down really low.

Yo man the other night I was so horny so I did some stealth mode masterbation.

by Trippinballs February 1, 2007

Adderbation

"Adderbation" -- obsessively adding MySpace friends for the sheer number of friends.

Hoping to exceed 11,000 MySpace friends in three weeks, Danny suffers from Adderbation. He develops carpal tunnel in his mouse finger from hitting the "Add Me" button.

by Shay Scott December 27, 2006

Masterbation Station

Somewhere you masterbait more than once and with more than one person

"Thats her masterbation station

by lalalala432221234 November 19, 2011

afterbation

the act of masturbation after having had sexual intercourse, when one's partner has departed.

Lorilax:
"After you left, I was reading an art history book-got me going. I had to put it down and afterbate."

Rutherford: "No doubt. I love afterbation when Dali is involved. Our sex life is hot. We need a gallery"

by the lorilax April 14, 2014