A person who thinks he is awesome, but everyone really only tolerates his presence to have someone to poke fun at.
"Dude, Shane Eric Cody Smith is such an assclown, did you see the way he was acting at Lizzies party?"
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The term "Captain Assclown" would be the king of all assclowns. A person who for many years has contantly proven him/herself as an idiot or useless being.
"Bush is the Captain Assclown of USA" would be an example of this word even though it as an opinion and not proven to be fact, it is still an example of this word.
by Superior Intellect October 5, 2004
Get the captain assclown mug.A person who constantly dribbles copious amounts of crap containing at least some degree of hilarity. It is has been hypothesised that said "asslols" subsist on a strict diet of both sausage lols and casserlol. It has also been surmised that as children they played mainly with lollerskates and barbie lols.
Asslol: My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli the other day...
Person: OMG really? That is so sad and unfortunate...
Asslol: Yeah... A strong currant pulled him in.
Person: Dude you are such a fucking asslol.
Person: OMG really? That is so sad and unfortunate...
Asslol: Yeah... A strong currant pulled him in.
Person: Dude you are such a fucking asslol.
by Shazz058 January 13, 2009
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1. A troll who frequents the same chat room/game room with the express intent to annoy the regulars with ilk, foul language and total disgust and rudeness. Usually said assclown will end up getting the perma-mute by everyone.
2. In general, on the society totem pole, someone who is lower than an asshole or jack ass.
1. A troll who frequents the same chat room/game room with the express intent to annoy the regulars with ilk, foul language and total disgust and rudeness. Usually said assclown will end up getting the perma-mute by everyone.
2. In general, on the society totem pole, someone who is lower than an asshole or jack ass.
Room reg: Look! Our resident assclown just came in! Everyone initialize your perma-mute button, as he's going to do nothing more than troll and flood the chat with his foul mouth and stupidity.
Oh christ, the assclown is back. Mute now to avoid feeding the troll.
Oh christ, the assclown is back. Mute now to avoid feeding the troll.
by The Saucy One November 23, 2009
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Someone that says a joke only he thinks is funny and no one laughs.
Someone that says a joke only he thinks is funny and no one laughs.
Neutron: How much for a beer?
Bartender: For you NO CHARGE HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neutron: ..................................... Dude ur an ASSCLOWN
Bartender: For you NO CHARGE HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neutron: ..................................... Dude ur an ASSCLOWN
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