Assload

The amount of weight in witch a healthy adult donkey can haul down and back up the Grand Canyon with out killing it.

Kid 1"Your mom weighs an assload"

Kid 2 " wrong , we went to the Grand Canyon last summer and rode the donkeys down, her fat ass killed her donkey. She's more then an ass load "

by Mr E.S August 27, 2020

Asslightenment

"Asslightenment" -Andrew Grizzle 2020
the enlightenment of the ass

Asslightenment is the only true way

by Jaey625 November 12, 2020

Asslove

When you love someone but they are a total asshole

He’s my asslove

by JB22 March 28, 2021

Assslogger

When ass becomes you. Because your ass you do whatever it takes to be gay. For stuff being gay you slog too gay.

Asssloogger you dont know too hard like a cat and a dog too hard too dumb... Assslogger

by Candollwick May 1, 2021

asslug

An asshole who leaves a slime trail.

I am still cleaning up after my asslug tenant weeks after he moved out of my rental house. Apparently the asslug did not clean, ever!

by Coopkeeper May 19, 2022

Asshogger

A person who likes ass. When he wants ass, he gets ass.

Joe is such an Asshogger

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 27, 2022

Asslag

The greatest weapon used by Optimus Prime, the destroyer of internet connection.

Sorry man I couldn't clutch, it was the Asslag I swear!

by ClonkerDonker9000 March 23, 2023