kick assiest

Derived from "kicks ass". Means to kick ass so much that no other can kick ass any more. I, kelly, have created it, not you, or you, or you. ME.

"dude!! that is the kick assiest guitar I have ever seen!"

by Emo McAngstalot January 22, 2005

Limps around & chokes things aside

a way to walk with attitude and with a staggered gait. the way an employer of prostitutes walks around collecting money from his employees, while grabbing at his genitalia and shifting it to one side or the other of his lowered jeans. this happens most when the belt, worn low around the gluteus maximus, interferes with the employer's junk.

"A pimp during business time limps around & chokes things aside while talking bananas." -tomek aka double u thomas

by Erinn Hale January 26, 2006

all bull shit aside

The way of delivering a back-sided compliment when there is just a skosh of toooooo much liquor on-board.

Example: "All Bull Shit Aside....you have been adulting more a little lately....there are only 10 sticks on your garage roof"

by Teasing Kirk 3117 July 15, 2017

assident

an accident involving one or more people being an ass

This guy was tailgating me for miles, it's no surprise we got into an assident.

by Ryan Taurant September 22, 2009

assdent

The giant indent left in the couch by one's posterior after an extended period of sitting. Often seen in conjunction with couch potato-itis.

The assdent your mom left behind after last night's episode of Desperate Housewives was so deep that we lost the remote, a half-eaten turkey burger, and someone's cat.

by samh5f April 29, 2010

assident

When you wipe your ass and accidently touch your dirty anus with your finger(s).

Harold wasn't paying attention in the bathroom and had an assident.

by Michael L. Johnson March 30, 2004

Assid

A dumb stupid bitch who is always depressed and lonely.

omg,she is such a assid.she probably does it for attention.

by Randomname6 June 6, 2020