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assfuck

someone who is just an assfuck
"HEY! stop being so rude assfuck!"
by the pure slut July 8, 2019
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Assfucktard

A complete jerk who has screwed you over, stolen from you, manipulated your children and/or parents, kicked you out of your own house or just plain did you wrong on so many levels there is no other way to describe him.
A) Assfucktard lied to the cops and got a restraining order against me, kept the kids, my car and got me fired!

B) Don't be fooled by his charm...he's definitely an assfucktard behind that phony smile!
by Tama Hawk March 1, 2021
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Assfuck

Your an assfuck for cheating on me!
Assfuck me!
by SHITISAHOTASS October 9, 2021
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Assfuck

When you go to the bar with your pals for a good ol' time and the big ol' muscular, 3 alien penised, Dom comes in when you're all drunk and brings you home.
Guy 1: dude, I witnessed an assfuck last night
Guy 2: woah, really??
by Abc123urmommaeyyyyyy October 10, 2021
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assfucked slut

1. A promiscous woman or man that loves to indulge in anal intercourse. Often craving anal in favor of oral or vaginal.

2. A prostitute that sells his/her booty for anal pleasure.
Wendy is goes bonkers when she is getting assfucked! She is a true assfucked slut!!

Herman loves his rectum plowed! What a nasty assfucked slut he truly is!
by Pig Demon the slut conqueror February 13, 2023
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Assfuckery

I say John, I got up to some total assfuckery last night.
by Poosymonster March 10, 2024
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Assfuckxiation

After having anal sex, you smother the partner's face with your fully semen-loaded anus until they can no longer breathe. That is an assfuckxiation.
Jimothy had problems breathing the next day after his near fatal assfuckxiation, so he had to call off work at the biscuit making factory. Brrt!
by Samael Sanguine December 14, 2024
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