AssBlaster9000

a secret weapon hidden from the general public by the United States government
often equipped between two buttocks, this deadly yet silent weapon was used extensively in the Farting Wars of 2056

Ex. 1 - HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT ASSBLASTED WITH AN ASSBLASTER9000
Ex. 2 - Man 1 - I hear that George Bush is using the secret Assblaster 9000 to take down those dirty sandniggers
Man 2 - Yeah I hear that too
George Bush - YEE HAW MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOOOOOO
Ex 3 - Girl 1 - Some dude just tried this move called the assblaster 9000 on me
Girl 2 - Yeah that happens sometimes
George Bush - THAT WAS ME MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Adolf McFucknugget n fries April 19, 2014

assbreath

One who has the most fecal scented breath as a result of poor dental hygiene or bits of carion remaining between the teeth.

I had difficulty maintaining focus, on the conversation with Claire, due to her disgusting ass breath.

by Paul September 23, 2003

assback

n. a position in any competitive sport
usually applied to the team fuck up
a.k.a. leftout a.k.a. benchwarmer

Little Johnny, the team fuck up, plays assback. When he gets up to get on the field the coach yells, "Get your <ass back> here!"

by Derek Harringtong December 18, 2006

Assbitch

Someone who is whiny, annoying, self-centered, and generally just a jerk; can describe a male or female, but it's funnier when it's a guy.

"Taro can be a real assbitch sometimes."

by HomicidaLxFisH October 20, 2004

assboy

a boy who is a fucker . he tends to think he da shit , and is . but whaatever, ppl like him alot , and assboys also make friends with sackboys . assboys may also get fucked up there hairy ass for ten dollars a pop .

haneeda: did you see that jerk

kendeesha: hell yeahhh nikka

haneeda: hes a total assboy

:)

by shhhhhh it a fuckn secret November 25, 2009

Assburgers

Pronunciation of the word, “Asperger’s,” which is a high functioning form of Autism. People with it don’t usually notice social cues such as body language and tone of voice.

Cartman, from SouthPark, tried to convince everyone that he had “Assburgers.”

Do you think I have ASSSSSSSBurgers?

Yes, I think you have Assburgers.

by Uberlesbian August 27, 2018

assbreff

Breath that smells like ass. Most likely NOT caused from actually sucking ass but sometimes that may also be the case. When you encounter someone with assbreff, you should tell them about it so they may remedy the situation with some Juicyfruit or a Skittles. Also check their teeth for dingleberries.

1) Dude, you really got a mean case of assbreff this morning...have a Tic Tac.

2) That cop gave me a damn ticket just for goin 125 in a 30 zone.....so I told him he had assbreff and then I beat his ass.

3) The dumb ho tossed my salad and then come tryin to kiss me with that assbreff. I had to bitchslap her to straighten her out.

by Ezeerider August 1, 2004