Go straight to hell flying on a monkey's ass

A derogatory way of expressing your dislike for someone.

Hey Peggy, go straight to hell flying on a monkey's ass!

by Out of the way Peedro May 3, 2010

Monkey sucking ass nigga

A nigga that suck Monkey dick all the time

Nigga1: Yo look at that monkey sucking ass nigga
Nigga2: yeah... kinda hot

by Monkey_sucking_ass_nigga November 9, 2020

Monkey Pick Ass

The phrase was came about when a certain Philadelphia radio star, began acting as a monkey doing an impression of the actor James Mason, just moments after being told that the "Putty-Nosed" Monkey can convey verbal concepts. This is a defensive maneuver to fend off predators.

"Quick here comes the cheetah! Monkey pick ass!"

by James Hoagland July 30, 2007

Monkey's Ass

The posterior of a simian creature. Used in simile to express the discomfort of brutal heat.

Yesterday it was cold as a witches tit. Now today it's hot as a monkey's ass.

by Danny SS August 30, 2005

son of a monkey's ass

Something frustrating in its disgustingness.
Orginally, a man birthed from the anus of a monkey or an ape.

::Jeanine unable to get credit card machine to work: "Son of a monkey's ass!"

by Meta April 12, 2004

Half past the monkey's ass

A saying that means that it's way late to be doing something or for something.

" Sorry I'm so late coming back for our date but we had a flat".
" It's half past the monkey's ass".

by judge dredd7 September 4, 2012

hot monkey ocean ass

something to describe a funky smelling room

"it smells like hot monkey ocean ass in here"

by thee_faith July 14, 2025