asymptopia

A society in which its members are striving to create a utopia while realizing that they can never quite accomplish that goal. Related to the mathematical concept of an asymptote.

A democratic republic.

by Roger D. Reynolds September 26, 2004

asimpforjeankirstein

Do I need to explain? Literal angel, they’re the best mutual ever, they never leave me bored.

Have you heard of asimpforjeankirstein?
No, I haven’t.
Well, they’re the best tiktoker ever!

by McAfeera Antivirus March 22, 2021

Asymptsection

The point of a graph where the asymptotes of one or multiple function(s) intersects.

Oh my gradiet hasn't Miss Jackson taught you about asymptsections already?

by Sam Rodant June 20, 2018

Asima

Beautiful inside and out. A friend everyone needs!

I wish I had an Asima in my life!

by Username001985 November 23, 2021

download asymptote

When your download speed steadily decreases as you near the completion of the download, such that your download will get infinitely close to finishing, but never actually finish.

The program said it'd take about 3 minutes to finish, but thanks to download asymptote it ended up taking 3 hours.

by solargambler March 15, 2013

asshole asymptote

The mathematical function that describes how you can’t really get all of the shit off your asshole by wiping. It is asymptotic and tends towards 0 as a function of number of wipes, but never quite gets there.

With a bidet, it’s actually possible to clean your asshole completely. Wiping just follows the asshole asymptote.

by weyus November 9, 2022

pull an asimov

Refering to Isaac Asimov (author of Irobot and Nemesis) and to how computers an other technologic artefacts become aware of themselfs and take control over humans

As computers get faster and stranger, it is only a matter of time before one of these things pull an Asimov and becomes self-aware. And when they do ... watch out

by Leah126 July 31, 2011