clean as your mother's reputation

deadset my heart and soul, clean as a kiwi cranny-bum

choice bro,now that's as clean as your mother's reputation

clean as your mother's reputation by S & A June 5, 2007

red as a baboon's arse

similie: very red, like the peri-rectal appendage of the great ape of the african continent on heat. As if one has had an extremely hot curry and stripped their ring.

After i shagged that bitch dry my cock was as red as a baboon's arse!

Driver: But officer, the lights were amber!
Cop: Bullshit mother fucker! It was red as a baboon's arse!

red as a baboon's arse by quimmerman October 18, 2007

cute as a bug's ear 

cute in a family way; the way Homer Simpson describes Lisa Simpson to her in "Lisa the Beauty Queen" in season 4 of the Simpsons, one of the sweetest shows ever. for a female to say about an unrelated male would be to call that guy completely queer. for a guy to say about an unrelated girl would be for the boy to call himself completely gay. for a male to call a related male cute as a bug's ear would be messed up.

daughter: i'm ugly
father: no you're cute as a bug's ear
daughter: dads have to say that
father: dad, am i cute as a bug's ear?
grandfather: no

cute as a bug's ear by Petra! August 30, 2005

It's okay as long as you gay 

When somebody doing some gay shit but he is gay. So he is allowed to do this shit.

Oh shit this musical.ly is gay as fuck, but wait he is gay... it's okay as long as you gay

It's okay as long as you gay by Thegaymasterofcontrol June 6, 2018

deep as a milf's vagina 

When you're in a shitload of trouble and you just realized you can't get out of it
milf
*credits to Sam

"Bruh, do you think that I'm in that chick's friend-zone?"
"Yup! Deep as a milf's vagina!"

deep as a milf's vagina by F-Bomb Thiru April 28, 2017

Hot As A Witch's Tit

1) When it's so hot outside, you practically melt.

2) An expression one says when it's too freaking hot out.

Shaneequah: L'Shundra! I walked outside earlier, and guhh. It wuz hot as a witch's tit!

Charles: Holy French Toast! It's hot as a witch's tit out here, Reginald!

Hot As A Witch's Tit by Rikki Tikki July 24, 2011

Cold as a frog's tail 

Equivalent to "Cold as a witch's titty in a brass bra." It comes from the idea that frog's don't have tails because they froze off.

"You better put on a coat", said my Southern Grandmother, "It's cold as a frog's tail out there."

Cold as a frog's tail by ChristopherBelt January 1, 2018