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arsenal

When combining the words ARSE and ANAL we learn how the English Premiership came up with a rather clever way to name a team ARSENAL. Like arse-anal but said together its arsenal!
Arsenal watches Chelsea take away their hopes!
by Gueethepagan May 4, 2005
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Arsenal

A cancerous football club that have had the same manager for centuries and have never won premier league.
Just like Liverpool, Arsenal are cancerous
by RealOGjames November 15, 2017
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Arsenal Fan

by Anonymous September 17, 2003
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Arsenal

'Can't believe arsenal didn't qualify for the champions league'
by Asensio.CF May 3, 2018
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Arsenal November

An arsenal November: a month or period of time where a football club from North London without past European and domestic success and with delusional fans implodes and the rest of the season collapses along with dreams of possible silverware. This is a common analogy or metaphor that can be used as parallel to FML or when for the coda by blonde redhead starts playing.
An arsenal November is all it takes for Newcastle's their season to turn dismally to dust.

Micheal's life was going good till finals week came along, everyone has their arsenal November this is his.
by NIKSTERTHEGOAT November 24, 2018
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Do an Arsenal

Dominate a football match only to have your pants pulled down because you're shit and can't keep a 2 goal lead
They'll probably 'DO AN ARSENAL'
by ze juggernaught November 23, 2010
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Arsenal

Some shitty football team from London. Got beat by BOLTON and Man United TWICE. Chelsea are better
Arsene Wenger's got a cheeky smile. Everyone knows he's a paedophile
by Biddy March 12, 2005
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