Helen Keller Alarm Clock

When someone (usually early in the morning) lets lose a silent but deadly fart. There after the persons partner who is then sleeping soundly in the bed with them, is awoken silently by the horrendous smell and looks up only to find the offender staring blankly back at them.

I was in a deep peaceful sleep when suddenly I was jolted out of my sleep by a terrible odor. I looked up and found that my partner had just given me a Helen Keller Alarm Clock.

by tedman 96 December 6, 2011

Alaria

Awesome friend, girl, person. Seriously if you know one you wont be bored. Shes super cool. Can be timid at first but is super farblow awesome.

girl #uno: hey who is that girl over there?
guy #dos: oh shes really funny must be an Alaria

by Farblowfriends December 22, 2012

Alarm Clock

An evil device created by Satan to awaken you from a deep sleep.

The alarm clock shrieked loudly at 6am awaking me from my wonderful dream of riches.

by punkchicka4 November 18, 2010

redneck car alarm

Three junkyard dogs sitting in your car with the windows open.

Ever since I got a redneck car alarm, nobody has stolen my stereo.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

ALARA

Acronym "As Lovely As Reasonably Achievable".

That young lady was ALARA.

by Have gun will travel July 19, 2011

bullshit alarm

An alarm in your head that goes off when someone around you lies, compelling you to yell "BULLSHIT!" suddenly and loudly.

When Tina heard Dylan say he aced the Geometry exam, her bullshit alarm went off, and several teachers frowned disapprovingly when she yelled "bullshit!" in the hallway.

by Rose Reaper November 15, 2007

Alaric

A Germanic name for males. Most notably a king of the Visigoth tribes that led his barbarians to the first sacking of Rome in 410 CE.

King Alaric I led the Visigoth tribes in a rebellion against Rome.

by Epicentr March 16, 2009