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Aquarius

people of this sign only seem cool at first. There are genuinely cool Aquariuses, but for the most part the ones I have met were just weird and inconsiderate. Guys are- rude, strange, arrogant, have the WORST memory, or theyre just messing with you in a really stupid way, are confused as @$%&, have weird preferences, tend to think they're pimps, when they're fucking NOT. Girls are -really chill, but can be so catty its actually unbearable, or so spaced out that you think they've gone partially unconscious, also bad memory. most Aquarius people are just plain weird and not in a very good way.
Boy; hi im an Aquarius, you WANT ME.
Girl; um no?
Boy; it's ok not everyone admits it at first
Girl; *walks away* thinking 'stfu'

Aquarius person; what's your name?
non Aquarius person; Frederick
Auarius person; oh. so omg we should go to ihop.
non Aquarius person; yeah and swim in the pool
Aquarius person; yeah. what's your name?
non Aquarius person; um..Frederick
Aquarius person; cool! oh where did you want to swim?
-.-

I'm a Capricorn and guys that are Aquarius usually like me and worst of all i like them back. i don't know why, theyre stupid and confused. but the feelings develop anyway
by SheldonIsAShell March 21, 2011
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Aquarius

The first album by English progressive metal band Haken released in 2010.

It is a concept album about a mermaid, discovered by a fisherman and sold to a circus, whose blood is the only thing capable of saving the human race from a flood resulting from global warming issues. She ultimately dies for mankind's sake. The album mixes traditional Dream Theater-esque metal with ragtime, circus music and dixie.
Aquarius got re-issued a few years back, you should go pick it up!
by Pastek July 2, 2020
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Aquarius

Alternative name for a traffic cone when used as a make shift toilet.
I need an Aquarius to take a shit before I shit on someone door step.
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l-argh-quaciousness!

loquacious: talkative or chatty, especially of persons given to excess conversation.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

l-argh-quaciousness!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about loquaciousness.
"l-argh-quaciousness!" - says a pirate
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com February 23, 2013
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addacious

This means to have ADD or ADHD, that is, Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder.
His misbehaviors at school were clearly driven by his addacious affliction.
by Gregory V. Richardson July 11, 2004
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Aquariouse

Stronger form of chuck norris, usually bahamian and attractive.
chuck norris was bored and went super sayien 12, thus becoming aquariouse
by Johnnieteamic September 8, 2010
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aquarius

aquarious is a air sign.

air signs are not compatible with the following, fire signs FIRE SIGNS WILL DESTROY AIR SIGNS.

but don’t worry! earth signs will be your best friend!

in my personal experience,,,, aquarius is my moon sign not my star sign,
but i relate to it more.

i always want to be friends with pisces or water signs but that never worked out for me (they always ended up dating my family member)

anyhoo i met a taurus AND LET ME TELL YOU how amazing they are. it’s like my whole life i’ve been missing this one person and yet i feel like we’ve been together all my life.

when being friends with an earth sign you have to remember that they want to be your friend, sometimes it won’t seem like it but i promise they do.

but you do not want to get tangled up with a fire sign¡¡

trust me....

anyways just know who your real friends are.

now for air signs being friends with air signs, personally becoming friends with someone of my same element has never worked out. but that doesn’t mean it can’t!

it really all depends on the person and if they put effort to make it work. but remember it’s a two person job ;)

thanks for reading lmaooo
jackie - “wow stacy and lily are really good friends!”
hannah - “that’s because lily is a aquarius and stacy is a earth sign!”
by scoobybopdobopdy November 26, 2019
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